WEATHER IS

HAPPENING

20160817 TROPIXAL CYLON FIONA BLOBSAT

NAV

NAO U GOT TROPIXAL CYLON FIONA SPINNING IN UR ATLANTIC W/ WINDINESS @ 40 MPH & SLOWLY SPINNING 2WARDS UR EMPIRE @ 16 MPH, THO IT WIL PROBS WONT FLOAT OVR UR EMPIRE, ITL B FOARSD IN2A LIL TURN & FLOAT OFF IN2 UR OCEAN, THO BERMUDA MAY EVENTCH B AFFAXTD BY THIS BIG BADDIE

WILD REALITY SHIFT SWINGS

> UR MONNITE GETS DOWN 2 HI 20S
> UR TUESDAY IS LO 40S
> UR TUESNITE U MITE GET SUM INEFFEXTIV SNOWBLOBS
THURSNITE UR PROBS GONNA GET WICKED COLD 5 DEGREES