EYE JUST WANT 2 SEND U EMAILS THAT R SO SPESH

SO SPESH

1NCE, MAYBS SUMTIMES 2WICE A MONTH EYE WILL SEND U EMAILS ABOUT THE GOINGS ONS OF THE WEATHER LAIR & ME (WEATHER MAN), AS WELL AS THE WEATHER, UR DEATH SPIRAL, & NOTIFICATIONS OF SPESH EVENTS WHEREST EYE MITE APPEAR IRL. MAYBS SUMTIMES EYEL EVEN TELL U A LIL BIT ABOUT MEYE SPESH MERCH ;)

DEW NOT HESITATE, SIGN UP 4 THE NEW WEATHER IS HAPPENING MAILING LIST 2DAY