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"ONLY IN NEW ENGLAND": WRONG

> U NO HAO MANY "ONLY IN [ANY GEOGRAPHICAL LOC8ION]" WEATHER POSTS EYE SAW FRUM ALL OVR UR EMPIRE 2DAY
> THS IS NOT NORMAL WEATHER ESPESH 2 YRS IN A ROW
> THS IS NOT A UNIQUE SITCH 4 NEW ENGLAND, LOL O PLS
> UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

FRIDAY BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST 7 STAITMANT FRUM TH WEATHER MAN 20170713 2345

> A KEWL MID 50S OVR THURSNITE
> GUES WAT UR FRIDAY WIL B KEWL 2
> MID2HI 60S ALL BLOBBED UP
> RANDOM RAINBLOBS 2 DAMPEN U
> EXPEXT 2 GET DAMPENED THRU FRINITE
> MAYBS ULL EVEN GET A THUNDERBLOB GRAND FINALE
"DONT WRRY, JST KEWL DOWN & RELAX, UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL & UR GLOBAL TEMPS R HEATING UP FAST. UR POLES R MELTING UR PLANET IS DYING. U SHULD RLLY START 2 CONSIDR TH FAXT THAT U ND 2 STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING UR PLANET.
REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
R    E    P    E    N    T"

-- WEATHER MAN
20170713 2345

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