Submitted by WEATHER MAN on 20180319 2200
> UR BLOBS R RAGING ACROSS UR SOUTHEAST EMPIRE RITE NAO
> SPURNING V SEVERE TORNADOS & THUNDERBLOBS & ENORMUS ICEBALLS
> THES BLOB SYSTEM WIL EXIT IN2 UR SICKLY WARM OCEAN THN TAIK AIM @ UR EAST COAST
> BLANKETING UR SEAT OF POWER DC IN UR MIDEAST EMPIRE W/ DUMB WHITE STUFF
> ALL TH WAY UP UR COAST 2 UR NORTHEAST EMPIRE
