Submitted by WEATHER MAN on 20171024 0851
> HEER COM TH BLOBS, HEER COME TH BLOBS
> SUM RANDOM RAINBLOBS THRU UR DAY, MAYBS W/ A THUNDERBLOB GRAND FINALE
> TUESNITE IN WEST MASSACHUSETTS THERE IS A FLASH FLOOD WATCH, SUM OF THEES BLOBS CULD BRING HEVVY FLOOD-WORTHY AMOWNTS OF FREE WATER
> IN BOSTON 2 UP2 45 MPH WICKED GUSTS IN UR TUESNITE
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
> U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
