WEATHER HYMN ~ SAM THE WEATHER BARD

NAV

YOUR OLIGARCHS ARE RAMPANT,
A-DRILLING AND A-FRACKING,
THE TEMPERATURE IS RISING!
THE ICE SHEETS THEY ARE CRACKING!

IN QUEST FOR CEASELESS PROFITS,
THE EARTH THEY WOULD DESTRUCT.
SO REPENT UNTO YOUR WEATHER LORDS,
OR ELSE WE ALL ARE FUCKED!

REPENT,
REPENT,
REPENT TO YOUR WEATHER LORDS!

RESIST,
REBEL,
TO SPARE THE EARTH FROM HELL!

YOUR OLIGARCHS YOU MUST DEFEAT,
TO STOP THEM TURNING UP THE HEAT,
SO TIL THE EARTH IS SPENT WE CRY:

RESIST, REBEL, REPENT!

THE CARBON'S PAST 400,
YOUR WEATHER LORDS HAVE THUNDERED.
YOU'RE IN YOUR DEATH SPIRAL!
SO LET THE WORD GO VIRAL!

YOU GOT TO QUIT THEM FOSSILS,
YOU GOTTA LEAVE THEM IN THE GROUND.
SO REPENT UNTO YOUR WEATHER LORDS,
BEFORE THE EARTH IS DROWNED!

REPENT,
REPENT,
REPENT TO YOUR WEATHER LORDS!

RESIST,
REBEL,
TO SPARE THE EARTH FROM HELL!

YOUR OLIGARCHS YOU MUST DEFEAT,
TO STOP THEM TURNING UP THE HEAT,
SO TIL THE EARTH IS SPENT WE CRY:

RESIST, REBEL, REPENT!

NYE LIVE SPESH 2017-2018

GREETINGS 2 U,

WAIREVS U R, NO MATTR WAT UR DEWING, EYE HOAP & EXPACT U WIL JOIN WEATHER IS HAPPENING 4 TH REPENTANCE & TH GUEYEDED FAKE WEEPING.

PLSD 2 ANNOUNS 2 U TH WEATHER IS HAPPENING NYE SPESH, PLS JOIN TH WEATHER MAN & TH WEATHER IS HAPPENING WEATHER TEAM @ 11 PM EST ON NYE 4 A LIVE SPESH 2 REFLEXT UPON UR REPENTANCE & HAO U CULD RLY REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS.

THX & GOOD TIDINGS 2 U,
WEATHER MAN