20160612 WEATHER FAQ

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20160612 WEATHER FAQ
> "HAO LONG IS THIS HEAT 4"
> UR HAWTWAVES GRAND FINALE WIL B TUESDAY
> "MITE WE GET A THUNDERBLOB"
> U MITE GET RANDOM RAINBLOBS, & MAYBS A RANDOM THUNDERBLOB IN UR TUESMIDAFT
> "BUT ITS HAWT ON TUESDAY"
> YEA LO 90S, SO DANK W/ BADDIES BUBBLING UP OWT OF UR ATMOSPHERE BUT ON WEDNESDAY ULL FEEL KEWL REFRESHD IN TH LO 70S

"U HAV 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS & U NO IT, SO Y NOT GIV REPENTANCE A TRY 2DAY ;)"

-- WEATHER IS HAPPENING 
WEATHER MAN 20170612 2330

WELCOMB 2 METEOROLOGICAL SPRING BTW WICH STARTD 03/01

UR SPRING IS GUNNA FUK U UP BTW. CHACK IT: THIS IS 03/08 (2NITE) 2 03/12 (0100 HRS). UR JET STREAM IS ALL MESSD UP NAO AS IF UR WEATHER LORDS R PULLING IT W/ THAIR DIVINE SPESH METAPHYSICAL ATMOSPHERIC HANDS TWISTING IT MALFORMING IT. THAY MADE A LIL FLORIDA SHAIPD DIP RITE DOWN IN2 UR GULF STREAM, 2, WELL, FIL UP UR RIVR W/ MAYBS UP2 20 INCHS OF FREE WATER GIVING A FLOODING WARNING OVR THE NXT 3 DAYS AS UR MISSISSIPPI RIVR MEETS A ATMOSPHERIC RIVR DIRECTING UR GULFS SPESH MOISCHURE @ UR BIG RIVER, U HAV 2 REPENT

WELCOMB 2 UR LEYEF POST 400 PBBILLION CO2 I HOAP U LEYEK HAO UR SPRING HAS BEGUN ;)