Submitted by WEATHER MAN on 20170331 0811
> THOAS BLOBS WIL FLOAT OVR U B4 NOON
> UR IN 4 A FRIDAY OF RAINBLOBS & SNAINBLOBS & SNOWBLOBS
> UR BLOBS TURN 2 SNOWBLOBS BY 6 PM
> ONLY 0.5 INCH 4 UR NAST FRIDAY, BUT UR FRINITE WIL SNOWBLOB U UP2 1-3 INCH
> UR NAST SATURDAY WIL ALSO GIV U 1-3 INCH
> UPD8D SNOWTOTES 4 BOSTON: 2-6"
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS