R U WARING A DISGEYES?

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> DEW U HAV A DISGEYES ON? R U LOAFING ABOWT OWTDOORSINJESTING INTOXICANTS?
> WELL HEERS TH DEAL UR BLOBS R FLOATING AWAY NAO, NO MOAR RAINBLOBS OR DRIZZLEBLOBS
> UR FRINITE IS WETLESS GETS DOWN 2 HI 30S W/ FANCY GUSTS UP2 30 MPH

20170403 2240 NORTHEAST US EMPIRE BLOBDAR & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

> SUMTIME AFTR 5AM TUESMORN THES BLOBS WIL HAV FLOATD 2 U
> WETTENING U IN A FULL DAY OF RAINBLOBS W/ A WICKED WIND
> TUESDAY WIL GET UP2 MID 40S, RAW RAINBLOBBY TUESDAY
> W/ MAYBS THUNDERBLOBS AFTR 5 PM
> ULL PROBS B RAINBLOBBED THRU TUESEVE & TUESNITE TIL SUMTIME AFTR MIDNITE
> A SPESH GIFT OF UP2 1 INCH OF FREE WATER FRUM UR WEATHER LORDS
> U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS