PREPAIR 4 THE COMING OF UD

TH 4CAST 4 UR 99L INVESTIG8ION COMS ONLY FRUM WEAK VIZIONS FRUM UR WEATHER LORDS. MAYBS 99L WIL FLOAT OVR HISPANIOLA & GET TOARN UP BY 10K FT MTNS. OR MAYBS 99L WIL FLOAT NORTH OF THOAS MTNS, FREE 2 SUX IN THE HAWTNESS OF UR SEA SURFIS TEMPS (*SST) THAT R UP2 90 DEGREES IN UR CARRIBEAN, SPINNING A SUPER BADDIE HERMINE IN2 FLORIDA & TH BAHAMAS EXISTENCE.

WHO NOES, OBVS TH FEVERISH VIZIONS R HARD 2 TELL, U CAN C THAT VIZION RLLY BREAK FRUM REALITY -- BUT 1 THING IS 4 SURE SOUTH FLORIDA IS GUNNA GET SUM SRS BLOBS WHETHEHR 99L LAMES OUT OR NOT.

BUT UR HAWT SSTS R GOING 2 START 2 B A RL PROB 4 U, WAIREVR U R ON UR EMPIRE'S EAST COAST. U NO, AS PART OF UR OVRALL DEATH SPIRAL. DEW U REMEMBER UR WINTER 2015 SNOWPACALOPSE, BOSTON? UR *SSTS ALONG UR EAST COASTS WER SO RECORD BUKS BREAKING HI THAT THAY HALPED FED UR 2015 BOSTON SNOWPOCALYPSE STORMBLOBS IN2 TH BIG WEIRD BADDIES THAT PUNISHD U 4 UR INSOLENCE.

MANY BOSTLINGS & MASSACHUSETTIANS NEW WAT IT WAS 2 B BURIED IN THE DEPTHS OF UR PUNISHING WEATHER LORDS THAT YR. UR EMPIRES COAST SSTS R EVEN HAWTER NAO OF COARSE -- U ND 2 REPENT