EYE AM BTWIXT UR REJJUNS BOSTON & NYC INSEYED 1 OF UR AUTOBUSES SO EYE WIL DO 4CASTS 4 BOTH

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BOSTON: RAINBLOBS SWIRLING AROWND W/ FOGBLOBS & DRIZZLEBLOBS LO 40S ALL DAY, BUT 1NCE UR POWER BALL SETS ON UR HOREYEZEN, RAINBLOBS WIL GET HEVVIER & HEVVIER, UR WIND WIL PIKUP IN2 A WICKED WIND UP2 20MPH W/ FEARCE GUSTS UP2 50 MPH. UR TEMPS WIL START 2 RISE UP & U MITE EVEN GET SUM THUNDERBLOBS AFTR UR MIDNITE.

NYCITY-STATE: UR WEATHER IS XACTLY THE SAIM AS BOSTON HI WINDS RAINBLOBS, XCEPT UR TEMPS 2DAY R IN THE LO 50S & CULD GET 2 MID 50S IN UR NITE, W/ A WICKED WIND UP2 35 MPH & MAYBS EVEN A THUNDERBLOB BUT DEF HEVVY RAINBLOBS DEAL W/ IT

20160620 WEATHER FAQ

Q: “WIL WEATHER EVR HAPPEN AGAN
A: YA WEATHER IS HAPPENING & WEATHER IS ALWAYS HAPPENING

Q: “YA U NO WAT EYE MEEN”
AEYEM AFRAID EYE DONT BUT IN UR EARL TUESMOARN PERHAPS AFTR 4 OR 5 U GOT A 1IN2 CHANS 4 SUM RAINBLOBS & MAYBS SUMTHUNDERBLOBS TIL 11 AM

Q: “WAT ABOWT AFTR THAT THO”
A: UR TUESDAY TURNS MOSTLY SKYBLOBLESS MID 80S ;)