2 ENSHAOR TH SURVIVAL OF U & UR PLANET, U CULD REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS, & STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET. Y NOT REPENT 2DAY?

GREETINGS 2 U SPESH WEATHER PPL <3,

> UR FRIDAY IS "NICE" BUT IDK UR MANDATED LEISURE PERIOD DOSENT SM THT AMAZING
> (IF UR 1 OF TH SPESH PPL IN UR .CIV 2 HAV A MANDATED WKEND LEISURE PERIOD NEWAYS)
> NEWAYS DONT WRRY UR SPESH FACES 2 MUSCH ABOUT IT UR SUMMER IS LUKING 2 B WEL ABOV AVG TEMPS
> ALSO A QUIKI FYI, EYE HAV BINN DEALING W/ A CRISIS SO APOLOGEES 4 REDUISD SVC

THX & GOOD TIDINGS 2 U,
WEATHER MAN