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20171209 NORTHEAST BLOBDAR & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

Posted on: Sat, 12/09/2017 - 10:26 By: WEATHER MAN

> THOAS BLOBS R COMING 4 U NAO & THAY PLAN 2 ARREYEV 4 RL SUMTIME AROWND 11 OR 12
> U MITE HAV ALREDDY SEEN THAT U GOT SUM LITE SNOWBLOBS OVR U NAO
> SO VENCHURE OWT NAO 2 GET UR INTOXICANTS & NUTRITIONAL PELLETS WHEYELST ITS SAFE
> BCAUS BOSTON UR ABOWT 2 GET 5-10 INCH OF TH DUMB WHITE STUFF
> STAY TUNED 4 A UPD8D MASSACHUSETTS SNOWTOTES MAP

20170909-20170920 JOSE'S JOURNEY & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

Posted on: Wed, 09/20/2017 - 23:26 By: WEATHER MAN

> HEERS JOSE'S SPESH JOURNEY FRUM 20170909 - 20170920
> FRUM HURRICANE 2 TROPICALBLOB FLOATING OFF UR SOUTHEAST COAST
> BOSTON UR THURSDAY WIL B A EZ BREEZY BEWTIFUL BLOBULAR DAY 
> W/ SPESH WICKED GUSTS UP2 40 MPH
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

~ TROPICAL BLOB JOSE ADVICE 20170918 ~ 

Posted on: Mon, 09/18/2017 - 23:33 By: WEATHER MAN

~ TROPICAL BLOB JOSE ADVICE 20170918 ~ 
> UR TUESDAY IS WET & KEWL IN TH MID2HI 60S
> BUT UR WEDNESDAY U MITE B GETTING A SPESH TASTE OF A TROPICAL STORMBLOB
> UR WEDNESDAY BOSTON CULD HAV A WICKED WIND W/ GUSTS UP2 50 MPH
> UP2 2 INCH FREE WATER
> HORRORBLOB MARIA MEANWEYEL HAS ATTAIND A FIVE STATUS W/ 160 MPH WINDS
> HORRORBLOB MITE DESTRUXT PUERTO RICO AS JOSE GIVE U A TICKL
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

SOUTH NEW ENGLAND BLOBDAR & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST 20170906 0825

Posted on: Wed, 09/06/2017 - 08:38 By: WEATHER MAN

> ULL B GETTING SUM FREE WATER FRUM UR WEATHER LORDS 4 UR WEDNESDAY
> MAYBS 2 MUSCH FREE WATER IN SUM SPOTS, MAYBS SUM FLOODING
> AS WELL AS SUM WILD THUNDERSTORMS 2 THUNDER U UP
> KEWL LO 70S W/ A GUSTINESS UP2 25 MPH

20170613 BOSTON MICROBURST BLOBDAR

Posted on: Tue, 06/13/2017 - 20:19 By: WEATHER MAN

> THATS RITE BOSTON U GOT URSELF A LIL MICROBURST 
> A NAST BADDIE THUNDERBLOB GRAND FINALE 2 UR HAWTWAVE
> V ISOL8D BLOB, NOT MUSCH WIDTH ON THAT BADDIE BUT IT WAS PRTTY TALL
> STRONG WINDS DESTRUXTD TREES, BUILDINGS & OTHR STUFF 2

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