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20180415 2130 EAST EMPIRE BLOBDAR & RUNNING CONTEST WEATHER 4CAST

Posted on: Sun, 04/15/2018 - 21:35 By: WEATHER MAN

> YEA U HAD SUM NAST BLOBS 2DAY DINT U
> EVEN A LIL BIT OF A BLUR OF DUMB WHITE STUFF
> THOAS BLOBS WER FLOATING AHEDD OF TH BIG BADDIE BLOB SWEEPING THRU UR EMPIRE
> CAUSING SEVERE WEATHER THRU ITS SPESH TENDRILS
> THOAS BLOBS WIL FLOAT OVR U BOSTON 2MORRO SO BUCKLE UP
> IF UR IN TH SPESH RUNNING CONTEST U CULD EXPACT HEVVY RAINBLOBS IN UR MORN TIL MAYBS 10AM

20180319 2200 EAST EMPIRE BLOBSAT & WEATHER 4CAST

Posted on: Mon, 03/19/2018 - 22:00 By: WEATHER MAN

> UR BLOBS R RAGING ACROSS UR SOUTHEAST EMPIRE RITE NAO
> SPURNING V SEVERE TORNADOS & THUNDERBLOBS & ENORMUS ICEBALLS
> THES BLOB SYSTEM WIL EXIT IN2 UR SICKLY WARM OCEAN THN TAIK AIM @ UR EAST COAST
> BLANKETING UR SEAT OF POWER DC IN UR MIDEAST EMPIRE W/ DUMB WHITE STUFF
> ALL TH WAY UP UR COAST 2 UR NORTHEAST EMPIRE

20160817 TROPIXAL CYLON FIONA BLOBSAT

Posted on: Wed, 08/17/2016 - 20:06 By: WEATHER MAN

NAO U GOT TROPIXAL CYLON FIONA SPINNING IN UR ATLANTIC W/ WINDINESS @ 40 MPH & SLOWLY SPINNING 2WARDS UR EMPIRE @ 16 MPH, THO IT WIL PROBS WONT FLOAT OVR UR EMPIRE, ITL B FOARSD IN2A LIL TURN & FLOAT OFF IN2 UR OCEAN, THO BERMUDA MAY EVENTCH B AFFAXTD BY THIS BIG BADDIE

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