49.0 F

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10 May 2016

UR PLANET IS ON FIRE

UR PLANET HAS BASIXLY BEN 1.5C ABOV NORML 4 UR 2016 & UR CO2 IS @ RECORD HIS, WOWOW, LUKS LIKE UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL. FIRES ARRNT JUST BLAZING 4 UR FANCY CANADIAN NEIGHBORS, BUT THAY RBURNING ALL OVR UR PLANET AS UR ARCTIC THAWS FRUM XTRAORDINARY HEAT IN THE 60S & 70S

U ND 2 REPENT, & U HAV 2 DO IT SUNE. UR WEATHER LORDS R FURIOUS & NAO YUVE ENTERD UR DEATH SPIRAL PERIOD. U NORTHEAST PPL R ALL “O EYE DONT HAV 2 WORRY BOWT WILDFIRES DO I” WELL ALASKA HAS BEN BURNING SINCE FEBRUARY. “O DOSENT ALASKA HAV GIANT WILDFIRES STARTING IN FEBRUARY” NO IT DOSENT U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS. U ND 2 STOP UR OLIGARXFRUM DESTRUXTING UR PLANET & SRS U ND 2 DO IT RITE NAO.

UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL DONT FUK AROWND U ND 2 REPENT

REPENT

REPENT

THATS IT UR DUNN

> OK PPL CALM DOWN THATS IT ITS DUNN. LUK @ TH SUDDEN DROP IN UR TEMP & UR DANKNESS LEVELS
> UR WEATHER LORDS PROVIDED U W/ A TOTES OF .03 INCH FREE WATER, WOWOW, U ND 2 REPENT.
> UR IN A EXTREME DROWT U ND MOAR FREE WATER
> MOST OF UR BLOBS MITE FLOAT AWAY BY 3, UR DAY MITE GET UP2 80 DEGREES, BUT YULE NOTIS ITS MUSCH LESS DANK