49.0 F

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20 February 2016

U ND 2 REPENT, DO U REMEMBER UR SPESH DANK DECEMBER? WAIL, @ THE TEYEM, THAT WAS THE MOAST ABNORMHAWT MONTH EVR. O BUT GUESS WAT ;)

JANUARY THEN WAS LEYEK “ACHUALY I AM THE ABNORMHAWT MONTH ON RECORD ;)”. UR NORTH POLE UNFROZE TWICE ;) 2 HURRICANES FOARMD, 1 IN UR ATLANTIC 1 IN UR PACIFIC ;)

HAV U BINN OWTSEYED RECENTLY & SED 2 URSELF “O ISNT THIS NICE” BUT FALT SUMTHING IN THE BAK OF UR SENTIENCE BEING LEYEK “I FEAL WEIRD” WAIL THATS BCAUS IT APPEERS UR WEATHER LORDS R SPINNING OWT OF CONTROL, ITS HAPPENING PPL. THIS IS IT WEATHER IS HAPPENING​ & U ND 2 START 2 RLLY CONSIDER THAT MAYBS U ND 2 REPENT

LUK EYE NO U DOANT WANT 2 HEER IT BUT U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS THAIR FURIOUS, BUT UR THE 1S WHO MAID THAM FURIOUS U ND 2 REPENT 2 THEM. UR FILTH CIVILIZ8ION HAS BIN A DISGUSTING SACRILADGE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS SINS UR REVOLTING INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION WAIL U ND 2 REPENT NAO, NAO U REEP WAT U SOW U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

THIS IMG CURTSY OF UR GOVERNMENT SPACEPPL

CURRENT WEATHER SITCH RITE NAO

CURRENT BLOBDAR

WIDER BLOBDAR

BLOBSAT

20180427 07:11

TEMP 49.0 F
COLDNESS 49.0 F
HAWTNESS 49.0 F
DO PT 43.4270440409 F
HUMIDNESS 81.0%
BAROPRESH 29.851 INHG
BAROPRESH TRENDINESS (3 HRS) 0.037 INHG
WINDINESS 0.0 MPH from ° (N/A)
WETNESS R8 0.0INCH/HR
INNER WEATHER LAIR TEMP 69.8 F

2010919 2345 HORRORBLOB MARIA

> HORRORBLOB MARIA AS IT APPROACHES VISUAL RANGE OF PUERTO RICO
> W/ A WICKED WIND UP2 175 MPH REDDY 2 DESTRUXT PUERTO RICO
> THS HORRORBLOB PROGRESSED FRUM A STATUS ONE HURRICANE 2 A STATUS FIVE IN LESS THN 24 HRS
> UR OCEANS R SICKLY WARM & REDDY 2 HALP HORRORBLOBS GROW
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
> U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS