WEATHER IS

HAPPENING

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AUTOM8D MSG FRUM WEATHER MAN 20190806 13:06:37

> AUTOM8D MSG FRUM WEATHER MAN
> 20190806 13:06:37
> 65 HRS AFTR ENTERING TH PORTAL
> THS MSG IS GENER8D WEN TH WEATHER MAN ENTERS TH PORTAL BUT DOSE NOT RETURN AFTR A FIXD AMOUNT OF HRS
> THS SITCH IS BEING CLOSELY MONITORD BEYE TH WEATHER IS HAPPENING WEATHER TEAM
> TH WEATHER MAN RECOMMANDS IN THS UNCERTIN TIME THT U REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
> & STOP UR POWERS, OLIGARX, & DEATH SPIRAL FASCISTS FRUM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
> REPENT
> AUTOM8D MSG FRUM WEATHER MAN
> 20190806 13:06:37

MASSACHUSETTS SNOWTOTES MAP 4 WEDNESDAY & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

> IT DIDNT QUEYET TURN OUT TH WAY U WANTD IT 2, DID IT
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON & R ENJOYING THAMSALVES AS THAY PUMMEL U ENDLESSLY W/ NOREASTERBLOBS
> U CULD EXPACT A WICKED WIND & HEVVY WET SNOWBLOBS 2 START PROBS WEDNESDAY B4 NOON
> Y NOT CONSIDR REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?
> STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
> REPENT

20180319 2200 EAST EMPIRE BLOBSAT & WEATHER 4CAST

> UR BLOBS R RAGING ACROSS UR SOUTHEAST EMPIRE RITE NAO
> SPURNING V SEVERE TORNADOS & THUNDERBLOBS & ENORMUS ICEBALLS
> THES BLOB SYSTEM WIL EXIT IN2 UR SICKLY WARM OCEAN THN TAIK AIM @ UR EAST COAST
> BLANKETING UR SEAT OF POWER DC IN UR MIDEAST EMPIRE W/ DUMB WHITE STUFF
> ALL TH WAY UP UR COAST 2 UR NORTHEAST EMPIRE

20180319-20180323 GFS PRESH MAP & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

> EYE NO HAO MUSCH U WANTD ANOTHR NOREASTERBLOB BUT IDK
> UR WEATHER LORDS HAV DECEYEDED 2 WEAKEN & SHIFT TH WINTERSTORMBLOB SOUTH
> MAYBS BURYING SUM OF UR MIDEAST EMPIRE IN UP2 10 INCH OF TH DUMB WHITE STUFF
> BUT NOT U BOSTON, @ LEST ACCORDING 2 MEYE L8EST FEVERISH VIZIONS
> 2 FAR AWAY IN TIME & SPACE 2 B SHORE OF NETHING RLY
> EXCEPT THT U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
> STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
> REPENT