WEATHER IS

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AUTOM8D MSG FRUM WEATHER MAN 20190806 13:06:37

> AUTOM8D MSG FRUM WEATHER MAN
> 20190806 13:06:37
> 65 HRS AFTR ENTERING TH PORTAL
> THS MSG IS GENER8D WEN TH WEATHER MAN ENTERS TH PORTAL BUT DOSE NOT RETURN AFTR A FIXD AMOUNT OF HRS
> THS SITCH IS BEING CLOSELY MONITORD BEYE TH WEATHER IS HAPPENING WEATHER TEAM
> TH WEATHER MAN RECOMMANDS IN THS UNCERTIN TIME THT U REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
> & STOP UR POWERS, OLIGARX, & DEATH SPIRAL FASCISTS FRUM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
> REPENT
> AUTOM8D MSG FRUM WEATHER MAN
> 20190806 13:06:37

20180415 2130 EAST EMPIRE BLOBDAR & RUNNING CONTEST WEATHER 4CAST

> YEA U HAD SUM NAST BLOBS 2DAY DINT U
> EVEN A LIL BIT OF A BLUR OF DUMB WHITE STUFF
> THOAS BLOBS WER FLOATING AHEDD OF TH BIG BADDIE BLOB SWEEPING THRU UR EMPIRE
> CAUSING SEVERE WEATHER THRU ITS SPESH TENDRILS
> THOAS BLOBS WIL FLOAT OVR U BOSTON 2MORRO SO BUCKLE UP
> IF UR IN TH SPESH RUNNING CONTEST U CULD EXPACT HEVVY RAINBLOBS IN UR MORN TIL MAYBS 10AM
> & MAYBS EVEN THUNDERBLOBS AFTR THAT
> W/ A WICKED WIND UP2 25 MPH