49.0 F

20180112 1400 BLOBDAR & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

NAV

> HOAP U LIKE IT WET
> TH BLOBS R ON THAIR WAY 2 WETTEN U W/ UP2 4 INCH OF FREE WATER
> POSSIBL FLUDS FRUM UR NAST PILES CLOGGING UP UR DRAINS
> & A WHOAL LOT OF MELTING OF NAST PILES
> HI 50S 4 UR FRINITE W/ HEVVY RAINBLOBS
> UR SATURMORN STARTS IN TH MID 50S
> COLDS DOWN 2 LO 20S BEYE SATUREVE W/ RAINBLOBS SHIFTING 2 SNAINBLOBS ICEBLOBS & SNOWBLOBS

UR PLANET IS ON FIRE

UR PLANET HAS BASIXLY BEN 1.5C ABOV NORML 4 UR 2016 & UR CO2 IS @ RECORD HIS, WOWOW, LUKS LIKE UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL. FIRES ARRNT JUST BLAZING 4 UR FANCY CANADIAN NEIGHBORS, BUT THAY RBURNING ALL OVR UR PLANET AS UR ARCTIC THAWS FRUM XTRAORDINARY HEAT IN THE 60S & 70S

U ND 2 REPENT, & U HAV 2 DO IT SUNE. UR WEATHER LORDS R FURIOUS & NAO YUVE ENTERD UR DEATH SPIRAL PERIOD. U NORTHEAST PPL R ALL “O EYE DONT HAV 2 WORRY BOWT WILDFIRES DO I” WELL ALASKA HAS BEN BURNING SINCE FEBRUARY. “O DOSENT ALASKA HAV GIANT WILDFIRES STARTING IN FEBRUARY” NO IT DOSENT U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS. U ND 2 STOP UR OLIGARXFRUM DESTRUXTING UR PLANET & SRS U ND 2 DO IT RITE NAO.

UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL DONT FUK AROWND U ND 2 REPENT

REPENT

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