WEATHER IS

HAPPENING

20171024 0850 NORTHEAST EMPIRE BLOBDAR & BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS WEATHER 4CAST

NAV

> HEER COM TH BLOBS, HEER COME TH BLOBS
> SUM RANDOM RAINBLOBS THRU UR DAY, MAYBS W/ A THUNDERBLOB GRAND FINALE
> TUESNITE IN WEST MASSACHUSETTS THERE IS A FLASH FLOOD WATCH, SUM OF THEES BLOBS CULD BRING HEVVY FLOOD-WORTHY AMOWNTS OF FREE WATER
> IN BOSTON 2 UP2 45 MPH WICKED GUSTS IN UR TUESNITE
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
> U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

UR PLANET IS ON FIRE

UR PLANET HAS BASIXLY BEN 1.5C ABOV NORML 4 UR 2016 & UR CO2 IS @ RECORD HIS, WOWOW, LUKS LIKE UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL. FIRES ARRNT JUST BLAZING 4 UR FANCY CANADIAN NEIGHBORS, BUT THAY RBURNING ALL OVR UR PLANET AS UR ARCTIC THAWS FRUM XTRAORDINARY HEAT IN THE 60S & 70S

U ND 2 REPENT, & U HAV 2 DO IT SUNE. UR WEATHER LORDS R FURIOUS & NAO YUVE ENTERD UR DEATH SPIRAL PERIOD. U NORTHEAST PPL R ALL “O EYE DONT HAV 2 WORRY BOWT WILDFIRES DO I” WELL ALASKA HAS BEN BURNING SINCE FEBRUARY. “O DOSENT ALASKA HAV GIANT WILDFIRES STARTING IN FEBRUARY” NO IT DOSENT U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS. U ND 2 STOP UR OLIGARXFRUM DESTRUXTING UR PLANET & SRS U ND 2 DO IT RITE NAO.

UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL DONT FUK AROWND U ND 2 REPENT

REPENT

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