WEATHER IS

HAPPENING

2010919 2345 HORRORBLOB MARIA

NAV

> HORRORBLOB MARIA AS IT APPROACHES VISUAL RANGE OF PUERTO RICO
> W/ A WICKED WIND UP2 175 MPH REDDY 2 DESTRUXT PUERTO RICO
> THS HORRORBLOB PROGRESSED FRUM A STATUS ONE HURRICANE 2 A STATUS FIVE IN LESS THN 24 HRS
> UR OCEANS R SICKLY WARM & REDDY 2 HALP HORRORBLOBS GROW
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
> U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

UR FRIDAY IS A DANK MOIST 90 DEGREES

“OH NO A LIL WETNESS WIL RUIN TH NICENESS” U ND 2 REPENT UR IN A EXTREME DROWT
> OVR THURSNITE THAIR A SLITE CHANS OF RAINBLOB DEV, U PROBS WONT HAV A RAINBLOB FLOAT OVR U
> UR FRIDAY U MITE GET SUM RAINBLOBS, BUT WHO KNOS BUT WEN U GET RAINBLOBS U GET THAM MAYBS .25 INCH WATER
> UR FRIMORN STARTS W/ DANK FOG BLOBS, & DAY IS ALL BLOBBED UP, A DANK MOIST 90 DEGREES