WEATHER IS

HAPPENING

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NAV

“IS THAT IT” 
> NO UR JUST IN A LIL RAINBLOB LULL CALM DOWN
“WEN WIL THE COLD RAW WET SWAMPY DARKNESS OF 2016 END”
UR 2016 IS ONLY JUST BEGINNING ;)
“O NO”
> YEA UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL NAO & U NO IT
“WELL”
> UR RAINBLOBS WIL B MOSTLY FLOATED AWAY WEN U WAIK UP 4 UR THURSDAY
> U GOT .72 INCH OF FREE WATER SO FAR WEDNESDAY BOSTON & GUTE 4 U
THXFULLY UR A LIL DAMPR RITE NAO
> UR THURSDAY IS PRTTY BLOBULAR BUT U’LL C UR ALMITEY SUN MID 50S W/ A WICKED WIND
“OK KEWL”
ALL PRAISE B UN2 UR WEATHER LORDS
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20161002 MATTHEW BLOBSAT SITCHMAP

YEA UR MATTHEW IS A PRETTY SCARY BIG BADDIE BLOB & JAMAICA HAITI & CUBA, EYE HOAP THAY WIL B OK BCAUS MATTHEWS COMING @ THAM W/ WINDS OVR 140 MPH, WOWOW. THEN MATTHEW MIGHT MOVE OVR 2 DESTRUXT TH BAHAMAS, BUT RITE NAO BOSTON, IT LUKS LIKEUR EMPIRE HOMELAND IS STIL PRTTY UNTOUCHABL BYHURRICYLONS. THO U CANT PRESUME 2 NO WAT UR WEATHER LORDS HAV IN STOAR 4 U ;)