WEATHER IS

HAPPENING

20160921 ATLANTIC BLOBSAT KARL & LISA

NAV

KARL U CANT TOUCH THIS EMPIRE NICE TRY THO. U WEAKND IN2 ATROPIXAL DEPRESCION & NAO UR FLOATING OFF IN2 TH OCEAN

BUT SRS WEATHER PPL PLS REPENT & TRY 2 PREVENT KARL FRUM DESTRUXTING BERMUDA, LUKS LIKE KARL IS GUNNA SPIN BAK IN2 A HURRICYLON B4 TURNING 2 PUT ITS DESTRUXTIV EYE 2WARDSBERMUDALISA WIL PROBS LAME OUT FRIAFT

20171024 0850 NORTHEAST EMPIRE BLOBDAR & BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS WEATHER 4CAST

> HEER COM TH BLOBS, HEER COME TH BLOBS
> SUM RANDOM RAINBLOBS THRU UR DAY, MAYBS W/ A THUNDERBLOB GRAND FINALE
> TUESNITE IN WEST MASSACHUSETTS THERE IS A FLASH FLOOD WATCH, SUM OF THEES BLOBS CULD BRING HEVVY FLOOD-WORTHY AMOWNTS OF FREE WATER
> IN BOSTON 2 UP2 45 MPH WICKED GUSTS IN UR TUESNITE
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
> U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS