WEATHER IS

HAPPENING

SAT&SUN DAYS BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

NAV

> UR SATURDAY EZ BREEZY: MID 70S, SKYBLOBLESS, 10 MPH WIND
> IF U HAV A STANDARDEYEZD WORK WEEK & DONT HAV 2 WORK SATUR&SUN DAYS & R WONDRING:
> “WICH DAY IS BETTR 4 ME 2 TAIK OFF 2 RETREET FRUM TH DYSTOPIAN NITEMARE & WATCH STAR TREK IN BED 4 18 HRS” 
> THAT WULD B SUNDAY, ALL BLOBBED UP W/ A BUNCH OF RANDOM RAINBLOBS SWIRLING AROWND U, U MITE GET SUM NICE WETNESS

~ TROPICAL BLOB JOSE ADVICE 20170918 ~ 

~ TROPICAL BLOB JOSE ADVICE 20170918 ~ 
> UR TUESDAY IS WET & KEWL IN TH MID2HI 60S
> BUT UR WEDNESDAY U MITE B GETTING A SPESH TASTE OF A TROPICAL STORMBLOB
> UR WEDNESDAY BOSTON CULD HAV A WICKED WIND W/ GUSTS UP2 50 MPH
> UP2 2 INCH FREE WATER
> HORRORBLOB MARIA MEANWEYEL HAS ATTAIND A FIVE STATUS W/ 160 MPH WINDS
> HORRORBLOB MITE DESTRUXT PUERTO RICO AS JOSE GIVE U A TICKL
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS