WEATHER IS

HAPPENING

SAT&SUN DAYS BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

NAV

> UR SATURDAY EZ BREEZY: MID 70S, SKYBLOBLESS, 10 MPH WIND
> IF U HAV A STANDARDEYEZD WORK WEEK & DONT HAV 2 WORK SATUR&SUN DAYS & R WONDRING:
> “WICH DAY IS BETTR 4 ME 2 TAIK OFF 2 RETREET FRUM TH DYSTOPIAN NITEMARE & WATCH STAR TREK IN BED 4 18 HRS” 
> THAT WULD B SUNDAY, ALL BLOBBED UP W/ A BUNCH OF RANDOM RAINBLOBS SWIRLING AROWND U, U MITE GET SUM NICE WETNESS

WARNING ~ BOMBOBLOB ~ WARNING

~ WARNING ~ BOMBOBLOB ~ WARNING ~
> V INTENSE STORM SYSTM 2 DEVELOP OVR UR OCEAN
> UR WEATHER LORDS R TREYEING 2 DESTRUXT U
> UR SEAPORT WIL LIKELY B UNDERWATER
> PART OF REPENTANCE IS STAYING SAFE & NOT DYING
> SO THAT U CULD LIV 2 REPENT ANOTHR DAY