WEATHER IS

HAPPENING

20160904 HERMINE BLOBSAT & WARNINGS & WATCH ITS

NAV

YEA SO UR HERMINE IS NAO ABOWT 2 GET STRONGER AS IT SIPS ON UR SUPER-HEATED OCEAN SURFIS TEMPS IN2 TH 80S DEGREES, ITSNOT EVEN CLASSIFEYEABL AS A CYLON NEMOAR. THIS IS MOAR LIKE ANOREASTER, & IF THIS WAS WINTER IT WULD B THREATENING 2 BURY U, DESTRUXT U.

THIS BLOB WIL PROBS DUMP UP2 15 INCH OF FREE WATER BUT ITS MOSTLY GUNNA B WASTED IN2 THE OCEAN. NEW JERSEY NEW YORK CITY-STATE & LONG ISLAND MITE C SUM SRS COASTAL FLUDDING AS THIS BIG LO-PRESH BLOB SYSTEM FOARCES UR OCEAN WATERS 2 BUILD UP & PILE ON2 UR COAST LINES.

BUT U IN MASSACHUSETTS U GOT THE BIG H THATS GUNNA KP HERMINE IN PLACE OFF SHOAR SO IT WILL SPIN & SPIN & GROW AS IT SIPS ON UR FREAKY HAWT OCEAN WATERS, & WIL LIKELY HEDD IN TH DIREXION OF UPPERCUTTING NEW ENGLAND TIL TH LAST MIN WEN URBIG H FORCES TH BADDIE 2 SPIN OWT IN2 UR OCEAN. URMASSACHSETTS SOUTH COASTS & UR CAPE COD & ISLANDS MITE B IN 4 1 WILD RIDE THO

20160809-14 ATMOSPHERE WATER SITCHMAP

CHACK OWT THE SITCHMAP 2 TAIK A LIL LUK @ UR ATMOSPHERIC WATERTHRU SUNDAY

WAIL WULD U LUK @ THAT? U MITE B IN 4 A TRU WETTENING. MEYEFEVERISH VIZION HAS SHOWN THAT SUM WETNESS IS GOING 2 PENETR8UR WETLESSNESS & MOISTEN U UP W/ SUM SPESH DANKNESS DELIVERD 2 U BY UR WEATHER LORDS. MAYBS U R STARTING 2 CONSIDR TH FAXT THAT U ND 2 REPENT, ONLY TH WEATHER LORDS NO THAT 1 ;) 

NEWAYS UR WEDNESDAY U HAV A SOLID CHANS OF RLLY BEING RAINED ON, PROBS .25" OF FREE WATER WOWOW NAO UR GETTIN A LIL WET LO 80S

THEN UR SAT&SUN DAYS U GOT A NICE CHANS OF GETTING WETTENED DEAL W/ IT