WEATHER IS

HAPPENING

THE BLOBS R ROLLING NAO

NAV

& UR FRIDAY WIL B PARTLY BLOBBD UP MID 70S. AFTR 1700 MAYBS A THUNDERBLOB BUT PROBS NOT DONT COWNT 2 $153M 4 THAT 1. FRINITE UR PROBS GUNNA HAV RAINBLOBS NGL

IF U HAV A STANDARDEYEZD WORK WK THEN UR WEEKEND WIL B DRY LO 60S SATURDAY HI 50S SUNDAY

WELCOMB 2 METEOROLOGICAL SPRING BTW WICH STARTD 03/01

UR SPRING IS GUNNA FUK U UP BTW. CHACK IT: THIS IS 03/08 (2NITE) 2 03/12 (0100 HRS). UR JET STREAM IS ALL MESSD UP NAO AS IF UR WEATHER LORDS R PULLING IT W/ THAIR DIVINE SPESH METAPHYSICAL ATMOSPHERIC HANDS TWISTING IT MALFORMING IT. THAY MADE A LIL FLORIDA SHAIPD DIP RITE DOWN IN2 UR GULF STREAM, 2, WELL, FIL UP UR RIVR W/ MAYBS UP2 20 INCHS OF FREE WATER GIVING A FLOODING WARNING OVR THE NXT 3 DAYS AS UR MISSISSIPPI RIVR MEETS A ATMOSPHERIC RIVR DIRECTING UR GULFS SPESH MOISCHURE @ UR BIG RIVER, U HAV 2 REPENT

WELCOMB 2 UR LEYEF POST 400 PBBILLION CO2 I HOAP U LEYEK HAO UR SPRING HAS BEGUN ;)