WEATHER IS

HAPPENING

2 DEGREES & SKYBLOBLESS NAO, 30 DEGREES L8R

NAV

SNOWBLOBS ROLL IN AROWND DARKNESS. SNOWBLOBS LAME IN2 SNAINBLOBS AROWND 11 PM.

TUESDAY THO UR WEATHER LORDS WILL RLLY WTF U UP IN2 A DANKNESS W/ TEMPS ALMOST HITTING A SICKLY 60 DEGREES, RAINBLOBS DELIVERING UP2 1 INCH OF FREE WATER, FOGGINESS, & SPESH FEBRUARY THUNDERBLOBS 2 UNSETTLE & CONFEWS U.

ALL THIS DANK WETNESS W/ BE ACOMPONYD BY A WICKED DANK WIND UP2 25 MPH, W/ DANK SICKLY GUSTS UP2 50 MPH SO U ND 2 REPENT. REPENT

R U WARING A DISGEYES?

> DEW U HAV A DISGEYES ON? R U LOAFING ABOWT OWTDOORSINJESTING INTOXICANTS?
> WELL HEERS TH DEAL UR BLOBS R FLOATING AWAY NAO, NO MOAR RAINBLOBS OR DRIZZLEBLOBS
> UR FRINITE IS WETLESS GETS DOWN 2 HI 30S W/ FANCY GUSTS UP2 30 MPH