WEATHER IS

HAPPENING

**ATTENXION THIS IS A 2 DAM COLD EMERJJENCIE**

NAV

18 DEGREES NAO, BUT U WANT 2 RUN & HIDE 2 UR DOMECEYEL BCAUSE BY 5 PM IT WIL B 10 DEGREES, 2NITE GETS DOWN 2 NEGATIVE 8 DEGREES. -8 W/ A SEVERE WICKED WIND UP2 25 MPH, GUSTINESS UP2 45 MPH, EFFACTIVLI WIL FEEL LEYEK -30 DEGREES WHISKING THE WARMTH AWAY FRUM EVRETHING

STAY TUINED 2 WEATHER IS HAPPENING 4 UPD8S ON HAO 2 NOT DIE OR HAV UR LIVING UNIT EXPLOAD

FAQ 4 SATURDAYS WEATHER

Q: “WAT HORRORS WIL SATURDAY CONTAEN” 
A: IDK WAT SYMPTOMS UR DECREPIT .CIV WIL DISPLAY 2DAY BUT IN BOSTON BLOBBED UP, MID2HI 60S, MAYBS 1N5 CHANS OF RAIN&THUNDERBLOBS IN UR AIFTARNUNE
Q: “WAT ABOWT SATURNITE”
A: MOAR RAINBLOBS, ALL BLOBBED UP, & KEWL DAMP 60 DEGREES