WEATHER IS

HAPPENING

WEN WIL IT END

NAV

EVRE1 IS LEYEK: "WEN WIL IT END" WEL IT WIL END WEN UR WEATHER LORDS DECEYED IT SHULD END CALM DOWN, BUT MY GUESS IS THE SNOW BLOBS WIL HAV ALL FLOATED AWAY AROWND 1800 HRS OR SO. BUT UR NOT OUT OF THE WUDS YET, TEMPS 2NITE DROP 2 THE LO 10S DEGREES & ALL THIS HEVVY SNOW THATS DRAIPD ALL OVR EVRETHING CULD POTENSH BRING TREES & SHIT CRASHING DOWN & DESTRUXTING UR CIVILIZ8ION & INTERRUPTING UR STAR TREK & CHILL SO U STIL ND 2 REPENT

PATRON STORY

YEA SO THIS IS THE PATRON STORY. EVRE PATRON GETS 2 ADD A CERTIN AMOWNT OF WORDS 2 IT DEPENDING ON UR PLEDJ. TH WEATHER MAN WIL ADD PUNCTU8ION & RESPELL 2 HAO HE WANTS A WORD 2 B SPELLD, & YEA EYEL RULE OVR THIS W/ AN IRON FIST NO FUNNY .BIZ U THNK U CAME HEER 2 B OFFENSIV IN THAT WAY, UGH UR DISGUSTING U WANT ME 2 PUT THAT ON TH WEBZONE U CULD HAV UR $$$$$ BAK EYE DONT CAIR. OK PATRONS LETS MAIK A RL GUTE STORY HERE, EYEL START W/ TEN WORDS:

4 1NCE, IT SEAMD LIKE TH WEATHER WAS ALMOAST BTWIXT NASTY SKYBLOBS, MAMMATUS CLOWDS __________ _____ _____________________ ______

WATS UP, U WANT 2 ADD SUM WORDS U GOTTA PLEDJ