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AUSTIN & SAN ANTONIO TEXAS BLOBDAR & SNOW WEATHER 4CAST 20171207 2244

Posted on: Thu, 12/07/2017 - 23:17 By: WEATHER MAN

HEERS A SPESH LIL LUK @ TH END OF TH LONG STORMBLOB SYSTEM
UR WEATHER LORDS R DUMPING UP2 1" OF TH DUMB WHITE STUFF IN AUSTIN, SAN ANTONIO
TH FEATHERY SNOWBLOBS WIL B OVR U SUNE BOSTON BUT TEXAS BEAT U 2 IT ;)
AS UR WEATHER PATTERNS SWING WILDLY AROWND
UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
& U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

HURRICANE HARVEY BLOBDAR 20170825 1930 & TEXAS WEATHER 4CAST

Posted on: Fri, 08/25/2017 - 19:58 By: WEATHER MAN

> HURRICANE HARVEY IS NAO A CATEGORY 4 HORRORBLOB W/ WINDS OVR 130 MPH
> IF UR IN TH ZONE OF DESTRUXTION PLS B CAIRFUL & FLEE TH SCENE
> UP2 35 INCH OF FREE WATER REDDY 2 FLUDD U
> UP2 15 FT STORM SURGES
> THS HORRORBLOB WIL PROBS B W/ U THRU WEDNESDAY
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
> U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

20170824 1930 HURRICANE HARVEY PATH SITCH MAP

Posted on: Thu, 08/24/2017 - 21:27 By: WEATHER MAN

> TEXAS PLS B CAIRFUL
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON & REDDY 2 DELIVR 2 MUSCH FREE WATER 2 U
> UP2 35 INCH OF FREE WATER & UP2 15 FT STORM SURGES ON UR COAST
> CULD DEVELOP IN2 A STORM W/ UP2 150 MPH WINDS B4 LANDFALL
> TH FREE WATER EVENT MITE LAST FRUM FRINITE/SATURMORN 2 NXT THURSDAY

20170620 CINDY CONE OF PROBS

Posted on: Tue, 06/20/2017 - 21:43 By: WEATHER MAN

> UH OH, ITS CYLONBLOB SEASON AGAN
> BRET RITE NAO IS DISINTIGR8ING OFF TH COAST OF VENEZUELA
> BUT CINDY IS RLLY GETTING REDDY 2 GO
> REDDY 2 DEW ITS BEST 2 DESTRUXT TH AREA IN WICH IT LANDFALLS
> MAIKS LANDFALL THURSMORN, HEERS UR CONE OF PROBS
> U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

20160811-18 SITCH MAP TOTES PERCIP WATR IN ATMOSPHEER

Posted on: Sun, 08/14/2016 - 23:15 By: WEATHER MAN

CHECK TH SITCHMAP 2 C LOUISIANA ALABAMA TEXAS GET FLUDDED W/ YET ANOTHR HORRIFYING GIFT FRUM UR WEATHER LORDS GON MAD FRUM CARBON. UR WEATHER LORDS R ALL FUKED UP NAO, SO ITS TIME 4 NOT JUST UR EMPIRE BUT 4 TH WHOAL PLANET 2 SUFFER FRUM UR POWERS INSOLENCE AS THAY CONTINEW 2 DESTRUXT UR PLANET. THEES FLUDDS JOIN A LONG LIST OF WORLD WIDE FLUDDS SMASHING ALL UR RECORD BUKS AS UR CARBON & EQUIVS REECH AN ALL TIME RECORD HI

20160602 TEXAS WETTENING BLOBSAT

Posted on: Thu, 06/02/2016 - 23:10 By: WEATHER MAN

HEERS THE BLOBSAT OF UR TEXAS GETTING WETTENED REAL BAD BY UR WEATHER LORDS IN A NITEMARE WETTENING, 31 COUNTIES R IN ANOFFISH DISASTER AS MASSIV FLUDDING HAS FUKED UP TEXAS RL BAD. W/ RAINBLOBS 4 UR HISTORY BUKS, BUKS THAT GET REWRITTN EVRE WEEK & MONTH. U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS.

CHEK OWT UR WEATHER LORDS SPESH DESTRUXTIV FORM8ION, CHECK IT

RAINBOMBS R STARTING 2 CRUSH UR EMPIRE

Posted on: Wed, 06/01/2016 - 23:56 By: WEATHER MAN

HALLO EYE WANT U 2 MEET A NEWLY MOAR COMMON BLOB, THE RAINBOMB. THIS 1 ^ WAS TAIKN BY A FARMR IN AUSTRALIA, BUT TEXAS LST WK HAD ALL SORTS OF RAINBOMBS POPPIN OFV, W/ MASSIV FLUDDING & SUM SPESH AREAS GETTING 30" OF 2 MUSCH WATER7 PPL R DED THIS IS NOT A JOAK U HAV 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS. UR JET STREEMS R MANGLD UR TROPIXAL ATMOSPHERIX MOISTNESS IS POARING IN2 UR N AMERICA U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS, UR OLIGARX FUKED THEM ALL UP BY CRE8ING A ECONOMIX SYSTEM DEPENDENT ON THAM SHUVING SO MUSCH FILTH IN2 UR ATMOSPHERE THAT UR CLIMATE & WEATHER PATTERNS R RAPIDLY MORPHING IN2 SUMTHING NEW.

WEST COAST PPL NAO R IN A WORLD OF XTREME HEET, IT JUST TURNED JUNE & UR ALREDDY GETTING THE TRIPLE DIGITSHAO HAWT DO U THINK UR NITEMAIR YR IS GUNNA GET?

BUT U FANCY NORTHEASTERN PPL UR GUNNA GET A LIL KEWLER 4 THE NXT TWOPL WKS, UR GUNNA B THE 1S SAYING "O YA RITE THE WEATHER IS TOTES FINE THAIRS NUTHING 2 WRRY ABOWT" WEL U ALWAYS LIKE 2 THINK THAT IN THE NORTHEAST DONT U ;) "EVRETHINGS FINE" ;) U ND 2 REPENT

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