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20180319 2200 EAST EMPIRE BLOBSAT & WEATHER 4CAST

Posted on: Mon, 03/19/2018 - 22:00 By: WEATHER MAN

> UR BLOBS R RAGING ACROSS UR SOUTHEAST EMPIRE RITE NAO
> SPURNING V SEVERE TORNADOS & THUNDERBLOBS & ENORMUS ICEBALLS
> THES BLOB SYSTEM WIL EXIT IN2 UR SICKLY WARM OCEAN THN TAIK AIM @ UR EAST COAST
> BLANKETING UR SEAT OF POWER DC IN UR MIDEAST EMPIRE W/ DUMB WHITE STUFF
> ALL TH WAY UP UR COAST 2 UR NORTHEAST EMPIRE

20170824 1930 HURRICANE HARVEY PATH SITCH MAP

Posted on: Thu, 08/24/2017 - 21:27 By: WEATHER MAN

> TEXAS PLS B CAIRFUL
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON & REDDY 2 DELIVR 2 MUSCH FREE WATER 2 U
> UP2 35 INCH OF FREE WATER & UP2 15 FT STORM SURGES ON UR COAST
> CULD DEVELOP IN2 A STORM W/ UP2 150 MPH WINDS B4 LANDFALL
> TH FREE WATER EVENT MITE LAST FRUM FRINITE/SATURMORN 2 NXT THURSDAY

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