49.0 F

SATELLITE

NAV

20180319 2200 EAST EMPIRE BLOBSAT & WEATHER 4CAST

> UR BLOBS R RAGING ACROSS UR SOUTHEAST EMPIRE RITE NAO
> SPURNING V SEVERE TORNADOS & THUNDERBLOBS & ENORMUS ICEBALLS
> THES BLOB SYSTEM WIL EXIT IN2 UR SICKLY WARM OCEAN THN TAIK AIM @ UR EAST COAST
> BLANKETING UR SEAT OF POWER DC IN UR MIDEAST EMPIRE W/ DUMB WHITE STUFF
> ALL TH WAY UP UR COAST 2 UR NORTHEAST EMPIRE

20180313 FULL WEST HEMISPHERE GLOBAL BLOBSAT

> UR WEATHER LORDS BOMBOBLOB IS V LRG
> FEEDING ON MOISTURE W/ ITS TENDRILS FRUM CENTRAL AMERICA
> U CULD EXPACT A ADDITIONAL 5-10" OF TH DUMB WHITE STUFF 2 FALL ON U THRU UR TUESNITE
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

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