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JUST THINK ABOUT IT S04E01 "NEWS FRUM TH WEATHER REALM"

Posted on: Thu, 03/22/2018 - 01:45 By: WEATHER MAN

> WELL TH NOREASTERBLOB IS ONLY SWIPING @ U
> THS POWERUL BLOBSYS HAD BAD AIM BUT WAS STIL STRONG ENUFF 2 DESTRUXT U IF IT DIDNT
> BAD NEWS FRUM TH WEATHER REALM
> ANOTHR PLANET DESTRUXTD BEYE POWERS & OLIGARX EQUIVS FRUM THAIR OWN DEATH SPIRAL

BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST & MASSACHUSETTS SNOWTOTES MAP UPD8D 20180320 2200

Posted on: Tue, 03/20/2018 - 22:00 By: WEATHER MAN

> BOSTON U CULD EXPACT 5-10 INCH
> BUT WHO RLY NOES NETHING NEMOAR
> TH SNOWBLOBS DONT RLY START 4 RL TIL AFTR 3
> U HAV ANOTHR POTENSH NOREASTERBLOB NXT WK
> & IDK IT ALMOST FLS LIKE ITS ALL NOREASTERS ALL TH TIME UNTIL MID APRIL
> THTS BCAUS UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
> U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

MASSACHUSETTS SNOWTOTES MAP 4 WEDNESDAY & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

Posted on: Mon, 03/19/2018 - 23:59 By: WEATHER MAN

> IT DIDNT QUEYET TURN OUT TH WAY U WANTD IT 2, DID IT
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON & R ENJOYING THAMSALVES AS THAY PUMMEL U ENDLESSLY W/ NOREASTERBLOBS
> U CULD EXPACT A WICKED WIND & HEVVY WET SNOWBLOBS 2 START PROBS WEDNESDAY B4 NOON
> Y NOT CONSIDR REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?
> STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
> REPENT

20180319-20180323 GFS PRESH MAP & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

Posted on: Sat, 03/17/2018 - 12:51 By: WEATHER MAN

> EYE NO HAO MUSCH U WANTD ANOTHR NOREASTERBLOB BUT IDK
> UR WEATHER LORDS HAV DECEYEDED 2 WEAKEN & SHIFT TH WINTERSTORMBLOB SOUTH
> MAYBS BURYING SUM OF UR MIDEAST EMPIRE IN UP2 10 INCH OF TH DUMB WHITE STUFF
> BUT NOT U BOSTON, @ LEST ACCORDING 2 MEYE L8EST FEVERISH VIZIONS
> 2 FAR AWAY IN TIME & SPACE 2 B SHORE OF NETHING RLY

UPD8D 20180313 2015: MASSACHUSETTS SNOWTOTES MAP & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

Posted on: Tue, 03/13/2018 - 20:42 By: WEATHER MAN

~ CORREXION: PIONEER VALLEY REPORTING SNOWFALL AMOUNTS 1-8", I91 DEATH STRIP VALLEY SITCH CULD PICK UP 2-6" MOAR OVERNITE ~

> O UR WEATHER LORDS HAV SO MUSCH DUMB WHITE STUFF 2 DUMP ON U
> SNOWBLOBS CONTINU 2 SNOWBLOB U THRU UR MIDNITE
> RANDOM SNOWBLOBS THRU UR WEDNESMORN, WEDNESDAY, & WEDNESNITE

MASSACHUSETTS SNOWTOTES MAP THRU UR TUESNITE UPD8D 20180313 0950

Posted on: Tue, 03/13/2018 - 09:50 By: WEATHER MAN

> UPD8D UR SNOWTOTES MAP
> MOAR WIDESPREDD @ LEST 12"
> W/ SUM AREAS SEEING UP2 20-24" BAISD ON UR WEATHER LORDS SPESH DISCERRNING TASTE
> UR WINDS R INCRESSING & WIL B @ THAIR STRONGEST IN UR MIDTUESAFT
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

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