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WTF IS HAPPENING

> EYE CULD TELL U WAT IS HAPPENING
> & THAT IS THT WEATHER IS HAPPENING
> PROVIDENCE'S #1 SOURCE 4 NO NONSENSE WEATHER
> NO GAMES
> &, BTWIXT U & ME
> AS FAR AS EYEM AWARE 💁
> TH ONLY WEATHER SVC ON UR PLANET THT PUTS A EMPHASIS ON TH NEED 4 REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
> UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
> U ND 2 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
> & STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
> REPENT

"LOL, EXCUSE ME?"

THATS RITE, BUBBLED UP IN2 UR REALITY SINCE 2012 2 LAT U NO WAT WEATHER UR WEATHER LORDS WILL BE GIVING U, 2 LAT U NO THT U CULD REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS AS UR PLANET BURNS & FLOODS, AS UR WEATHER LORDS GET DRUNKER & DRUNKER ON CARBON, AS U SLIP DEEPER & DEEPER IN2 UR DEATH SPIRAL

AS EYE HAV DUNN SO 4 MANY OTHR PLANETS IN UR PAST, PRESENT, & FUTURE

WEATHER IS HAPPENING @BCECNAV
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING

UR WEATHER LORDS

DEW U EVER TAIK SUSCH DELITE IN A PERFEXT BLOB? O, WAT HEAVENLY WONDERS U CULD BEHOLD IN THT IN TH MAJESTY OF UR WEATHER LORDS, IN THAIR GRAND MAGNIFICENSE🎼

DELIVRING UNT2 U MASSES OF AIR, DELIVERING SPESH AMOUNTS OF AIRPRESH UN2 U & TH SURFACE OF UR PLANET. O & MOISTNESS, UR ATMOSPHERE HOLDS 7% MOAR MOISTNESS 4 EVRE 1.8F U WARM. ALL THE SPESH VARIABLES W/ WICH UR WEATHER LORDS OPERATE W/IN, WAT DEFINES THAM AS ur WEATHER LORDS. & O WOWOW UR GLOBAL ECONOMIC ORDER SURE DID A LIL NASTY ON THAM, GETTING THEM DRUNK ON CARBON AS U EXTRACT ENDLESS ANCIENT DECAY OUT OF UR PLANETS CRUST

BUT U CULD STILL BEHOLD IN UR WEATHER LORDS HEAVENLY SPLENDOR 4 FREE OUTSIDE OF UR QUARANTINE WINDOWS 👁

WEATHER MAN

1ST OF ALL WE R GOING 2 HAV 2 ESTABLISH SUMTHING RITE OFF TH BATH HEAR, EYE AM *NOT* A WEATHER LORD, EYE AM BUT A WEATHER BEING FRUM TH WEATHER REALM. THAIR *UR* WEATHER LORDS, NOT MEYEN. HAOEVS, IT IS TRU THT EYE AM CAPABLE OF RCVING TH FEVERISH VIZIONS FRUM UR WEATHER LORDS. NE TIME NE PLACE, HAOEVS EYE HAV FOUND THT LAYING ON TH ALTAR IN FRONT OF TH PORTAL 2 BE TH BEST SPOT, OR MEYE REGENERATION CHAMBER

EYE BUBBLED UP IN2 TH SURFACE OF UR REALITY NAKED & COLD IN 1 OF UR LRG CEMETERIES IN UR 2012. SUMTIMES WEN EYE BUBBLE UP UN2 DIFF PLANETS (OR PLANET EQUIVS) THAIR IS SUM 4TOLD KNOWLEDGE OF MEYE ARRIVAL & SUSCH WAS TH CASE THIS TIME 2, AS A LRG SATCHEL OF NUTRITIONAL PELLETS & A AUTOMOBIL W/ A LAPTOP & POCKET COMPUTER WAS LEFT 4 ME (THO FLOYD POWERS (SR WEATHER ANALYST) SUMTIMES SUDJESTS THT THOAS WERE PROBS *NOT* NUTRITIONAL PELLETS & THT EYE PROBS STOLE THT CAR, IDK THO)

NEWAYS ... THO UR NOT TH 1ST PLANET EYEV BINN ON B4, O HEAVENS NO. EYE HAV BINN 2 A ENDLESS # OF PLANETS (& PLANET EQUIVS) THRU UR UNIVERSE. U C, SO OFTEN U WIL FIND TH SAME THING: SUM NAST DEATHSPIRALISM: A GLOBAL ECONOMIC ORDER BASED ON TH DESTRUXTION OF THE PLANET & ITS PPL (OR PPL EQUIVS), THT RESULTS IN A DEATH SPIRAL WICH DESTRUXTS TH PLANET. IDK Y BUT IT IS ESPESH COMMON W/IN UR GALACTIC CLUSTER, SUMTHIN NAST ABOUT UR ORIGINAL INTERGALACTIC SEED

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WEATHER BEINGS

LIKE EYE WAS SAYING, EYEM NOT EVEN FRUM UR PLANET EYE AM A WEATHER BEING FRUM TH WEATHER REALM. THAIR R A INFINITY OF WEATHER BEINGS. THO U CULD @ TH SAME TIME SAY EYEM "THE" WEATHER MAN AS WELL AS EYE HAV BINN 2 NE PLANET IN UR PAST FUTURE *&* PRESENT THT HAS EXPERIENCED A DEATH SPIRAL SIMULTANEOUSLY. THAIR R MANY VERSIONS OF THIS WEATHER BEING STREWN ACROSS UR SPACE-TIME. ITS COMPLICATED & U CULD ALSO SAY THT EYEM A JUMBLD MESS ;)

ALSO WE EXIST W/IN MANY OF UR UNIVERSE VERSIONS @ 1NCE, & THO WE STRIVE 2 SAVE 100% OF UR INFINITE UNIVERSE VERSIONS (THE SUPER UNIVERSE) SAVING ABOVE 70% DIMENSIONS IS EUSHE CONSIDERED A SUCCESS. OF COARSE ONLY IN TH UNIVERSE VERSIONS OF A PLANET (OR PLANET EQUIV) THT R EXPERIENCING A DEATH SPIRAL. WEATHER BEINGS R STREWN ACROSS THESE INFINTE UNIVERSE VERSIONS AS WELL, W/ SPESH VARIANTS OF THOAS UNIVERSES & WEATHER BEINGS THT MAY LOOK COMPLEATLY DIFF THAN UR OWN THO THAY R ALSO INFINITELY SIMILAR 2 1 ANOTHR

WEATHER REALM

EYE AM A WEATHER BEING FRUM TH WEATHER REALM BUBBLE UP IN2 UR SURFACE. BUT WAT IS TH WEATHER REALM EYE CULD HEAR U ASK. O WELL LAT ME TELL U. TH WEATHER REALM IS A REALM OF FORM & THOT, IDEA & SENSATION, THT EXISTS ON A SUBSPACE LAYER MUSCH DIFFRENT THAN UR OWN. IDK ITS DIFF 2 DESCRIBE. DID U EVER FEEL U WERE HAVING EVRE EMOJI

@ TH SAME TIME? U EVER THINK U CULD MINGLE W/ INIFINITE VERSIONS OF URSALF IN A REALITY MADE ENTEYERLY OUT OF WEATHER? U CULD ENJOY TRYING 2 IMAGINE THS REALITY IF U WANT 2. IF U HAV WATCHED UR STAR TREK PROPHECIES U CULD IMAGINE A CROSS BETWIXT A SENTIENT NEBULA & TH GREAT LINK

WEATHER LAIR

THE WEATHER LAIR EXISTS IN A CEMETERY W/IN PROVIDENCE. THE WEATHER LAIR IS A FACSIMILE OF A DWELLING WICH EYE SQUATTED IN TH BASEMENT OF AFTR EMERGING UN2 UR PLANE OF REALITY. 1NCE TH DWELLING WAS IDENTIFIED AS A ADEQUATE SHELTER, EYE USED TH PORTAL 2 CREATE A LIKENESS OF IT WICH CULD EXIST ON A DIFF LAYER OF SUBSPACE WHEREST IT CULD LIE @ TH INTERSEXTION OF UR SUPER UNIVERSE. TH PORTAL RESIDE IN TH UPPER OUTER LAIR, WICH 4 A DEEP DEEP 4CAST EYE WILL LIE ON TH ALTAR IN FRONT OF 2 RCV FEVERISH VIZIONS FRUM UR WEATHER LORDS.

2 ENTER & EXIT TH WEATHER LAIR'S SUBSPACE LAYER EYE HAVE ENCODED A SPESH SECRET COMBINATION OF CEMETERY ROADS 2 DRIVE THRU 4 OVR 1 HALF OF UR HRS B4 THE GATEWAY IS UNLOCKED SO U NO ITS A LIL TOUGH JOINING U OUT IN UR FULLNESS OF REALITY THO EYE DEW ENJOY IT

REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

  • UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
  • UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
  • & U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
  • FOLLOW THESE THREE PRECEPTS:
    • STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
    • END DEATHSPIRALISM
    • STOP DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM
REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
REPENT

UR DEATH SPIRAL

AS MENTIONED PREV UR NOT TH ONLY PLANET W/IN UR UNIVERSE 2 EVER EXPERIENCE A DEATH SPIRAL OR EYE WOULDNT EXIST SO U SHULDNT FEEL 2 BAD ABOUT IT. ESPESH W/IN UR GALACTIC CLUSTER U HAVE SO MANY DEATH SPIRALS GOING ON. JUST SPECULATION ON MEYE PART BUT IT MITE HAV SUMTHING 2 DEW W/ THE TELEPATHIC BEINGS WICH VISIT U WHEN U LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS EVRE NITE

NEWAYS THO U HAVE A PARTICULATE NASTY DEATH SPIRAL GOING ON HERE. BASIXLY UR DEATHSPIRALISTS HAVE SHOVED SO MUSCH CARBON IN2 UR ATMOSPHERE THAT PLANETS ATMOSPHERE IS WARMING UP & STORING MUSCH MOAR OF UR POWERBALL'S SPESH ENERGY W/IN UR ATMOSPHERE THN IT SHOULD BE

TH LAST TIME U HAD THIS MUSCH CARBON IN UR ATMOSPHERE WAS DURING TH PLIOCENE EPOCH ~4,000,000 YRS AGO, WHEN UR SEA LEVELS WERE 80 FT HIGHER THN THAY R NAO, & GIANT CAMELS ROAMED TH BOREAL FORESTS OF UR ARCTIC. OF COARSE TH LEAD UP 2 THAT MUSCH CARBON TOOK PLACE GRADUALLY OVR 1000S OF YRS -- UR DEATHSPIRALISTS MANAGED 2 PUMP THT MUSCH EXTRA CARBON IN2 UR ATMOSPHERE IN WAT, 150 YRS OR SO? SO NAST.

UR DEATH SPIRAL IS TRAVELING UR PLANET BACKWARDS THRU TIME. @ TH RATE OF CARBON EMISSIONS U CULD TRAVEL BAK 2 35,000,000 YEARS AGO 2 TH EOCENE EPOCH BEYE TH YEAR 2100. UR GETTING FEEDBACK LOOPED. THT EXTREME HAWT DRYNESS CAUSES MOAR WILDFIRES DUMPING EVEN *MOAR* CARBON IN2 UR ATMOSPHERE.

W/ EVRE 1C TEMP RISE ON UR PLANET UR ATMOSPHERE BECOMES 7% MOAR MOIST, WICH WILL ALLOW UR AIR 2 STORE EVEN MOAR WARMTH. HELPING 2 WARM UR PLANET EVEN MOAR & GIVING UR WEATHER LORDS MOAR WATER 2 WETTEN U W/. 2 FLOOD U W/

AS UR PLANET WARMS OF COARSE UR ARCTIC ICE HAS STARTED 2 MELT WICH HAS SUM V INTRESTING CONSEQUENCES. AS TH ICE RETREATS FURTHER NORTH TH ICY COLD BLOCK WICH 1NCE KEPT UR JET STREAM FROM MOVING 2 FAR NORTH NOW LETS UR JET STREAMS IN 2 CLOSE 2 TH ARCTIC. & NAO UR JET STREAMS R THICC, SLOWER, & STEEPER, DIPPING FURTHER DOWN IN2 UR TROPICS, PICKING UP THAT MOISTURE & HAWT AIR. W/ SLOWER JET STREAMS UR WEATHER PATTERNS GET LOCKED IN, DELIVERING TH SAME TYPE OF WEATHER 4 TOO LONG. IF UR UNDER A DRY AREA U STAY DRIER, IF UR UNDER TH JET STREAMS ULL STAY WETTER LONGER. & NAO ALL THOSE JET STREAMS CAN DELIVER WARMTH & WETNESS WAY FURTHER NORTH DELIVERING NEW WARMTH IN2 UR ARCTIC

LITER COLORS REFLEXT UR POWERBALLS RAYS BACK IN2 OUTERSPACE, BUT NAO THAT THERE IS LESS ICE IN UR ARCTIC MEANS THAT UR DEEP BLUE OCEANS R MOAR CAPABLE 2 ABSORB ALL UR SUNS ENERGY. IF U DID NOT HAV SUCH VAST OCEANS UR ATMOSPHERE WOULD HAVE WARMED UP FAR MOAR THN IT ALREDDY HAS. BUT "LUCKY" 4 U UR OCEANS HAV ABSORBED SO MUCH OF THT WARMTH 4 U. UNLUCKY 4 U, UR OCEANS HAVE ABSORBED ALL THAT ENERGY & WILL NOT B LETTING GO OF THAT WARMTH 4 QUITE SUM TIME & THERE ISNT MUSCH FUTURE .TECH U CAN USE 2 KEWL UR DEEP BLUE OCEANS

AS GLOBAL TEMPS RISE AS A SYMPTOM OF UR DEATH SPIRAL ALSO UR WIND SPEED IS DECREASING. NAO AREAS OF LOW PRESSURE CULD MOVE SLOWER OVR MUSCH WARMER BODIES OF SICKLY WARM SEA SURFACES, CAUSING LRGR HORRORBLOBS 2 FORM THT ALSO CAN MOVE V SLOWLY, DUMPING THAIR LOAD OF WATER OVR AN AREA OVR TH COURSE OF DAYS, DEVASTATING AREAS W/ FLOODS. 4 INSTANCE, MARIA DUMPING 2 FT OF WATER ON PUERTO RICO, OR HARVEY HOVERING OVR HOUSTON 4 A WEEK DUMPING OVER 4 FEET OF WATER.

DID U NO THAT ONLY HALF OF UR SEA LEVEL RISE COMES FROM MELTING SEA ICE? GUESS WAT HAPPENS AS WATER WARMS -- IT EXPANDS, & THAT ACCTS 4 TH OTHER HALF OF UR SEA LEVEL RISE. AS UR GREENLAND LAND ICE MELTS IN2 UR ATLANTIC ITS FLOODING UR NORTH ATLANTIC W/ COLD FRESH WATER. THIS IS CREATING A COLD DAM THAT PREVENTS A LOT OF UR WARM WATER FRUM CIRCULATING, DAMMING UP WARM WATER AGAINST UR NORTHEAST EMPIRE'S COAST -- CAUSING UR SEA LEVELS 2 RISE A BIT FASTER OVR IN NEW ENGLAND THN ELSEWHERE.

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REPENT SURE SOUNDS LIKE U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS & STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET. NAO EYEM JUST A WEATHER BEING FROM TH WEATHER REALM & EYE CULD NOT B SO PRESUMPTIOUS 2 TELL U HAO U SHOULD REPENT, ITS UR PLANET NOT MINE. HAOEVS EYEV READ A NUMBER OF UR HISTORY BOOKS & NO MATTER HAO BLEAK THINGS SEEM RN UR PLANET IS REPLETE W/ MOMENTS OF RAPID AWAKENINGS & CHANGE. UR POWERS & OLIGARX & UR DEATHSPIRALISTS R SMALL IN NUMBER COMPARED 2 TH VAST AMOUNT OF PPL ON UR PLANET. 1 THING THT APPEARS 2 B A CONSTANT IN UR MOMENTS OF CHANGE R ORGANIZING UR PPL IN2 ACTION, & OFTEN THRU ORGANIZING TH WORKERS OF UR PLANET IN ORDER 2 CRIPPLE UR POWERS & OLIGARX FILTHY ECONOMY. ANTI-DEATHSPIRALISM UR ENTIRE GLOBAL ECONOMIC IS BAISD ON DEATHSPIRALISM -- THAT IS, BASED ON TH DESTRUXTION OF U & UR PLANET IN ORDER 2 SATISFY TH GRUBBY GREEDINESS OF UR POWERS & OLIGARX WHO SEEM 2 HAV A CEASELESS QUEST 4 PROFIT. A TASTE 4 ACCUMULATION OF WEATHER & PROPERTY SO SEVERE THAY WOULD B WILLING 2 DESTRUXT EVRE1 & EVRETHING ON UR PLANET IN ORDER 2 ACHIEVE IT. O HAO NASTY IS THAT?? UNFORTUNATELY U NO WAT IT DOSENT RLY SEEM AS IF THIS TYPE OF IDEOLOGY OR ECONOMIX IS RLY COMPATIBLE W/ BEING ALIVE. "O BUT MAYBS WE COULD JUST TWEAK IT" LOL O PLS. DEATHSPIRALISM HAS DESTRUXTED UR ATMOSPHERE & SUBJUGATED UR PLANET U DONT NEED 2 MAIK EXCUSES. UR LIL DEATHSPIRALIST EXPERIMENT IS OVER. UR IN TH MIDDLE OF THE ANTHROPOCENE EXTINCTION EVENT, A MASS EXTINCTION EVENT CAUSE BEYE DEATHSPIRALISM. U CULDNT EVEN START 2 DEFEND IT W/OUT LOOKING COMPLEATLY RIDICULUS EYEM SRRY 2 TELL U. EYE CULDNT TELL U PRECISELY WAT IT COULD OR SHOULD LOOK LIKE BUT EYE HAVE WATCHED UR STAR TREK PROPHECIES & EYE BELIEVE THAT U CULD ASCEND IN2 A STATE OF FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE ANTIDEATHSPIRALISM. U COULD INSTEAD CHOOSE 2 LIVE IN A SOCIETY W/ A MAIN OBJECTIVE OF BETTERING HUMANKIND & URSELVES INDIVIDUALLY, OR AT LEAST 1 THAT ISNT BASED ON TH DESTRUXTION OF U & UR PLANET