49.0 F

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NAV

MASSACHUSETTS SNOWTOTES MAP 4 WEDNESDAY & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

> IT DIDNT QUEYET TURN OUT TH WAY U WANTD IT 2, DID IT
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON & R ENJOYING THAMSALVES AS THAY PUMMEL U ENDLESSLY W/ NOREASTERBLOBS
> U CULD EXPACT A WICKED WIND & HEVVY WET SNOWBLOBS 2 START PROBS WEDNESDAY B4 NOON
> Y NOT CONSIDR REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?
> STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
> REPENT

20180317-20180326 WEST EMPIRE GFS TPW (20180319 2250)

> MEANWEYEL IN UR WEST EMPIRE
> A MOIST TENDRIL WIL GIV @ UR CALIFORNIA QUITE A WETTENING
> LRG RISK OF MUSDLIDES & FLOODS THRU UR SOUTH CALIFORNIA TUESDAY-THURSDAY
> A GIF OF UR WEATHER LORDS TPW IN UR ATMOSPHERE BTWIXT 20180317-20180326

20180319 2200 EAST EMPIRE BLOBSAT & WEATHER 4CAST

> UR BLOBS R RAGING ACROSS UR SOUTHEAST EMPIRE RITE NAO
> SPURNING V SEVERE TORNADOS & THUNDERBLOBS & ENORMUS ICEBALLS
> THES BLOB SYSTEM WIL EXIT IN2 UR SICKLY WARM OCEAN THN TAIK AIM @ UR EAST COAST
> BLANKETING UR SEAT OF POWER DC IN UR MIDEAST EMPIRE W/ DUMB WHITE STUFF
> ALL TH WAY UP UR COAST 2 UR NORTHEAST EMPIRE

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