> EYE CULD TELL U WAT IS HAPPENING
> & THAT IS THT WEATHER IS HAPPENING
> BOSTONS #1 SOURCE 4 NO NONSENSE WEATHER
> NO GAMES
> &, BTWIXT U & ME
> AS FAR AS EYEM AWARE π
> TH ONLY WEATHER SVC ON UR PLANET THT PUTS A EMPHASIS ON TH NEED 4 REPENTANCE 2 UR
WEATHER LORDS
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
> UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
> U ND 2 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
> & STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
> REPENT
"LOL, EXCUSE ME?"
THATS RITE, BUBBLED UP IN2 UR REALITY SINCE 2012 2 LAT U NO WAT WEATHER UR WEATHER
LORDS WILL BE GIVING U, 2 LAT U NO THT U CULD REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS AS UR
PLANET BURNS & FLOODS, AS UR WEATHER LORDS GET DRUNKER & DRUNKER ON CARBON, AS U
SLIP DEEPER & DEEPER IN2 UR DEATH SPIRAL
AS EYE HAV DUNN SO 4 MANY OTHR PLANETS IN UR PAST, PRESENT, & FUTURE
WEATHER IS HAPPENING @BCECNAV @BOSTONCYBERARTS @MASSCULTURAL
WEATHER IS HAPPENING
UR WEATHER LORDS
DEW U EVER TAIK SUSCH DELITE IN A PERFEXT BLOB? O, WAT HEAVENLY WONDERS U CULD
BEHOLD IN THT IN TH MAJESTY OF UR WEATHER LORDS, IN THAIR GRAND
MAGNIFICENSEπΌ
DELIVING UNT2 U MASSES OF AIR, DELIVERING SPESH AMOUNTS OF AIRPRESH UN2
U & TH SURFACE OF UR PLANET. O & MOISTNESS, UR ATMOSPHERE HOLDS 7% MOAR MOISTNESS 4
EVRE 1.8F U WARM. ALL THE SPESH VARIABLES W/ WICH UR WEATHER LORDS OPERATE W/IN, WAT DEFINES
THAM AS ur WEATHER LORDS. & O WOWOW UR GLOBAL ECONOMIC ORDER SURE DID A LIL NASTY ON
THAM, GETTING THEM DRUNK ON CARBON AS U EXTRACT ENDLESS ANCIENT DECAY OUT OF UR PLANETS
CRUST
BUT U CULD STILL BEHOLD IN UR WEATHER LORDS HEAVENLY SPLENDOR 4 FREE OUTSIDE OF UR QUARANTINE
WINDOWS π
WEATHER MAN
1ST OF ALL WE R GOING 2 HAV 2 ESTABLISH SUMTHING RITE OFF TH BATH HEAR, EYE AM *NOT* A
WEATHER LORD, EYE AM BUT A WEATHER BEING FRUM TH WEATHER
REALM. THAIR *UR* WEATHER LORDS, NOT MEYEN. HAOEVS, IT IS TRU THT EYE AM CAPABLE
OF RCVING TH FEVERISH VIZIONS FRUM UR WEATHER LORDS. NE TIME NE
PLACE, HAOEVS EYE HAV FOUND THT LAYING ON TH ALTAR IN FRONT OF TH PORTAL 2 BE TH BEST SPOT, OR
MEYE REGENERATION CHAMBER
EYE BUBBLED UP IN2 TH SURFACE OF UR REALITY NAKED & COLD IN 1 OF UR LRG
CEMETERIES IN UR 2012. SUMTIMES WEN EYE BUBBLE UP UN2 DIFF
PLANETS (OR PLANET EQUIVS) THAIR IS SUM 4TOLD KNOWLEDGE OF MEYE ARRIVAL & SUSCH WAS
TH CASE THIS TIME 2, AS A LRG SATCHEL OF NUTRITIONAL PELLETS & A
AUTOMOBIL W/ A LAPTOP & POCKET COMPUTER WAS LEFT 4 ME (THO FLOYD POWERS (SR WEATHER ANALYST)
SUMTIMES SUDJESTS THT THOAS WERE PROBS *NOT* NUTRITIONAL PELLETS & THT EYE PROBS STOLE THT CAR,
IDK THO)
NEWAYS ... THO UR NOT TH 1ST PLANET EYEV BINN ON B4, O HEAVENS NO. EYE HAV BINN
2 A ENDLESS # OF PLANETS (& PLANET EQUIVS) THRU UR UNIVERSE. U C, SO
OFTEN U WIL FIND TH SAME THING: SUM NAST DEATHSPIRALISM: A GLOBAL ECONOMIC ORDER BASED ON TH
DESTRUXTION OF THE PLANET & ITS PPL (OR PPL EQUIVS), THT RESULTS IN A DEATH SPIRAL WICH DESTRUXTS TH
PLANET. IDK Y BUT IT IS ESPESH COMMON W/IN UR GALACTIC CLUSTER, SUMTHIN NAST ABOUT UR
ORIGINAL INTERGALACTIC SEED
INTERNET YAMI-ICHI 2015
INTERNET YAMI-ICHI 2016
COMICS & MORE ADDRESS 2 TH PPL AFTR A FEBRUARY TORNADO 2017
GOOGLE CAMBRIDGE TALK 2017
ATHENA HEALTH TALK 2018
MIT EARTH ATMOSPHERIC & PLANETARY SCIENCES LECTURE 2018
DEEP THOUGHTS LECTURE
OK HOUSE (LOWELL) LECTURE
UNCHARTED (LOWELL) LECTURE
WEIRD LOCAL FILM FESTIVAL A BUNCH OF TEYEMS
CAMBRIDGE SCIENCE FESTIVAL HOT STEAM FILM FESTIVAL 2019 2020
THIS WEBZONE IS A WORK IN PROGRESS & IS UNDER CONSTRUXTION. FOR INSTANCE LOOKS WAY BETTER ON A DESKTOP. EYE JUST WANTED 2 PUT IT ON THE
INTERNET RN INSTEAD OF A MILLION YRS FRUM NAO. IF U BELIEF U HAVE FOUND A DEFECT, BROKEN LINK, BROKEN
FUNCTIONALITY, WHAT IS CAUSING MEYE OVERFLOW, ETC, EYE MAY ALREDDY KNOW ABOUT IT BUT PLS CONTACT ME @ WEATHERMAN@WEATHERISHAPPENING.COM STUFF EYE HOPE 2 ADD OR ADDRESS SOON:
> COMPLETE FORMATTING 4 TEXTUAL SPACES
> INFO ON HAO 2 USE THE WEBZONE IF ITS NOT SELF EXPLANOTORY
> CLICKING UR STORED LOCATION BRINGS U 2 BOSTON
> RANDOM UI FIXES
> BETTER & MOAR ICONS
> WIND SPEED UNIT ISSUE
> BETTER RADAR MAPS (CURRENTLY USING FREE API WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE AFRICA WTF)
> CMS INTEGRATION SO THAT MEYE CONTENT DOSE NOT HAVE 2 LIVE ON SOCIAL MEDIA ALONE
> MOONRISE & MOONSET TIMES API IS BLOCKED BEYE UBLOCK ORIGIN
> MAKE GEOLOCATION A BUTTONABLE ACTION INSTEAD OF ON PAGE LOAD
> ITS A LIL SLOW
1 DAY THIS WILL ALSO B A MOBILE APP
COMPLAINTS? CONTACT THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING COMPLAINT DEPT BY FAX ONLY @ 617-904-1797
NOT COMPLETED SECTIONS, DEAL W/ IT
WEATHER BEINGS
LIKE EYE WAS SAYING, EYEM NOT EVEN FRUM UR PLANET EYE AM A WEATHER BEING FRUM TH WEATHER REALM. THAIR R A
INFINITY OF WEATHER BEINGS. THO U CULD @ TH SAME TIME SAY EYEM "THE" WEATHER MAN AS WELL AS EYE HAV BINN 2
NE PLANET IN UR PAST FUTURE *&* PRESENT THT HAS EXPERIENCED A DEATH SPIRAL SIMULTANEOUSLY. THAIR R MANY
VERSIONS OF THIS WEATHER BEING STREWN ACROSS UR SPACE-TIME. ITS COMPLICATED & U CULD ALSO SAY THT EYEM A
JUMBLD MESS
ALSO WE EXIST W/IN MANY OF UR UNIVERSE VERSIONS @ 1NCE, & THO WE STRIVE 2 SAVE 100% OF UR INFINITE
UNIVERSE VERSIONS (THE SUPER UNIVERSE) SAVING ABOVE 70% DIMENSIONS IS EUSHE CONSIDERED A SUCCESS. OF
COARSE ONLY IN TH UNIVERSE VERSIONS OF A PLANET (OR PLANET EQUIV) THT R EXPERIENCING A DEATH SPIRAL.
WEATHER BEINGS R STREWN ACROSS THESE INFINTE UNIVERSE VERSIONS AS WELL, W/ SPESH VARIANTS OF THOAS
UNIVERSES & WEATHER BEINGS THT MAY LOOK COMPLEATLY DIFF THAN UR OWN THO THAY R ALSO INFINITELY SIMILAR 2 1
ANOTHR
WEATHER REALM
EYE AM A WEATHER BEING FRUM TH WEATHER REALM BUBBLE UP IN2 UR SURFACE. BUT WAT IS TH WEATHER REALM EYE
CULD HEAR U ASK. O WELL LAT ME TELL U. TH WEATHER REALM IS A REALM OF FORM & THOT, IDEA & SENSATION, THT
EXISTS ON A SUBSPACE LAYER MUSCH DIFFRENT THAN UR OWN. IDK ITS DIFF 2 DESCRIBE. DID U EVER FEEL U WERE
HAVING EVRE EMOJI @ TH SAME TIME? U EVER THINK U CULD MINGLE W/ INIFINITE VERSIONS OF URSALF IN A REALITY
MADE ENTEYERLY OUT OF WEATHER? U CULD ENJOY TRYING 2 IMAGINE THS REALITY IF U WANT 2. IF U HAV WATCHED UR
STAR TREK PROPHECIES U CULD IMAGINE A CROSS BETWIXT A SENTIENT NEBULA & TH GREAT LINK
WEATHER LAIR
THE WEATHER LAIR EXISTS IN A CEMETERY IN BOSTON WICH IS NESTLED SUPERNATURALLY INBTWIXT ROXBURY, JP,
MATTAPN, DORCHESTER, ROSLINDALE, & HYDE PARK. THE WEATHER LAIR IS A FACSIMILE OF A DWELLING WICH EYE
SQUATTED IN TH BASEMENT OF AFTR EMERGING UN2 UR PLANE OF REALITY. 1NCE TH DWELLING WAS IDENTIFIED AS A
ADEQUATE SHELTER, EYE USED TH PORTAL 2 CREATE A LIKENESS OF IT WICH CULD EXIST ON A DIFF LAYER OF SUBSPACE
WHEREST IT CULD LIE @ TH INTERSEXTION OF UR SUPER UNIVERSE. TH PORTAL RESIDE IN TH UPPER OUTER LAIR, WICH
4 A DEEP DEEP 4CAST EYE WILL LIE ON TH ALTAR IN FRONT OF 2 RCV FEVERISH VIZIONS FRUM UR WEATHER LORDS.
2 ENTER & EXIT TH WEATHER LAIR'S SUBSPACE LAYER EYE HAVE ENCODED A SPESH SECRET COMBINATION OF CEMETERY
ROADS 2 DRIVE THRU 4 OVR 1 HALF OF UR HRS B4 THE GATEWAY IS UNLOCKED SO U NO ITS A LIL TOUGH JOINING U OUT
IN UR FULLNESS OF REALITY THO EYE DEW ENJOY IT
REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
U WERE IN ENOUGH TROUBLE AS IT WAS B4 TRUMP
UR PROBLEMS DID NOT BEGIN 20170121
BUT THESE DEATH SPIRAL FASCISTS SEEM A LIL BIT *2* EAGER 2 DESTRUXT U & UR PLANET IF U ASK ME
STOPPING DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM IS ONLY TH BEGINNING
U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
END DEATHSPIRALISM
STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
REPENT
UR DEATH SPIRAL
AS MENTIONED PREV UR NOT TH ONLY PLANET W/IN UR UNIVERSE 2 EVER EXPERIENCE A DEATH SPIRAL OR EYE WOULDNT
EXIST SO U SHULDNT FEEL 2 BAD ABOUT IT. ESPESH W/IN UR GALACTIC CLUSTER U HAVE SO MANY DEATH SPIRALS GOING
ON. JUST SPECULATION ON MEYE PART BUT IT MITE HAV SUMTHING 2 DEW W/ TH TELEPATHIC BEINGS WICH VISIT U WHEN
U LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS EVRE NITE
NEWAYS THO U HAVE A PARTICULATE NASTY DEATH SPIRAL GOING ON HERE. BASIXLY UR DEATHSPIRALISTS HAVE SHOVED
SO MUSCH CARBON IN2 UR ATMOSPHERE THAT PLANETS ATMOSPHERE IS WARMING UP & STORING MUSCH MOAR OF UR
POWERBALL'S SPESH ENERGY W/IN UR ATMOSPHERE THN IT SHOULD BE
TH LAST TIME U HAD THIS MUSCH CARBON IN UR ATMOSPHERE WAS DURING TH PLIOCENE EPOCH ~4,000,000 YRS AGO,
WHEN UR SEA LEVELS WERE 80 FT HIGHER THN THAY R NAO, & GIANT CAMELS ROAMED TH BOREAL FORESTS OF UR ARCTIC.
OF COARSE TH LEAD UP 2 THAT MUSCH CARBON TOOK PLACE GRADUALLY OVR 1000S OF YRS -- UR DEATHSPIRALISTS
MANAGED 2 PUMP THT MUSCH EXTRA CARBON IN2 UR ATMOSPHERE IN WAT, 150 YRS OR SO? SO NAST.
UR DEATH SPIRAL IS TRAVELINGUR PLANET BACKWARDS THRU TIME. @ TH RATE OF CARBON EMISSIONS U CULD TRAVEL BAK
2 35,000,000 YEARS AGO 2 TH EOCENE EPOCH BEYE TH YEAR 2100. UR GETTING FEEDBACK LOOPED. THT EXTREME HAWT
DRYNESS CAUSES MOAR WILDFIRES DUMPING EVEN *MOAR* CARBON IN2 UR ATMOSPHERE.
W/ EVRE 1C TEMP RISE ON UR PLANET UR ATMOSPHERE BECOMES 7% MOAR MOIST, WICH WILL ALLOW UR AIR 2 STORE EVEN
MOAR WARMTH. HELPING 2 WARM UR PLANET EVEN MOAR & GIVING UR WEATHER LORDS MOAR WATER 2 WETTEN U W/. 2
FLOOD U W/
AS UR PLANET WARMS OF COARSE UR ARCTIC ICE HAS STARTED 2 MELT WICH HAS SUM V INTRESTING CONSEQUENCES. AS
TH ICE RETREATS FURTHER NORTH TH ICY COLD BLOCK WICH 1NCE KEPT UR JET STREAM FROM MOVING 2 FAR NORTH NOW
LETS UR JET STREAMS IN 2 CLOSE 2 TH ARCTIC. & NAO UR JET STREAMS R THICC, SLOWER, & STEEPER, DIPPING
FURTHER DOWN IN2 UR TROPICS, PICKING UP THAT MOISTURE & HAWT AIR. W/ SLOWER JET STREAMS UR WEATHER
PATTERNS GET LOCKED IN, DELIVERING TH SAME TYPE OF WEATHER 4 TOO LONG. IF UR UNDER A DRY AREA U STAY
DRIER, IF UR UNDER TH JET STREAMS ULL STAY WETTER LONGER. & NAO ALL THOSE JET STREAMS CAN DELIVER WARMTH &
WETNESS WAY FURTHER NORTH DELIVERING NEW WARMTH IN2 UR ARCTIC
LITER COLORS REFLEXT UR POWERBALLS RAYS BACK IN2 OUTERSPACE, BUT NAO THAT THERE IS LESS ICE IN UR ARCTIC
MEANS THAT UR DEEP BLUE OCEANS R MOAR CAPABLE 2 ABSORB ALL UR SUNS ENERGY. IF U DID NOT HAV SUCH VAST
OCEANS UR ATMOSPHERE WOULD HAVE WARMED UP FAR MOAR THN IT ALREDDY HAS. BUT "LUCKY" 4 U UR OCEANS HAV
ABSORBED SO MUCH OF THT WARMTH 4 U. UNLUCKY 4 U, UR OCEANS HAVE ABSORBED ALL THAT ENERGY & WILL NOT B
LETTING GO OF THAT WARMTH 4 QUITE SUM TIME & THERE ISNT MUSCH FUTURE .TECH U CAN USE 2 KEWL UR DEEP BLUE
OCEANS
AS GLOBAL TEMPS RISE AS A SYMPTOM OF UR DEATH SPIRAL ALSO UR WIND SPEED IS DECREASING. NAO AREAS OF LOW
PRESSURE CULD MOVE SLOWER OVR MUSCH WARMER BODIES OF SICKLY WARM SEA SURFACES, CAUSING LRGR HORRORBLOBS 2
FORM THT ALSO CAN MOVE V SLOWLY, DUMPING THAIR LOAD OF WATER OVR AN AREA OVR TH COURSE OF DAYS,
DEVASTATING AREAS W/ FLOODS. 4 INSTANCE, MARIA DUMPING 2 FT OF WATER ON PUERTO RICO, OR HARVEY HOVERING
OVR HOUSTON 4 A WEEK DUMPING OVER 4 FEET OF WATER.
DID U NO THAT ONLY HALF OF UR SEA LEVEL RISE COMES FROM MELTING SEA ICE? GUESS WAT HAPPENS AS WATER WARMS
-- IT EXPANDS, & THAT ACCTS 4 TH OTHER HALF OF UR SEA LEVEL RISE. AS UR GREENLAND LAND ICE MELTS IN2 UR
ATLANTIC ITS FLOODING UR NORTH ATLANTIC W/ COLD FRESH WATER. THIS IS CREATING A COLD DAM THAT PREVENTS A
LOT OF UR WARM WATER FRUM CIRCULATING, DAMMING UP WARM WATER AGAINST UR NORTHEAST EMPIRE'S COAST --
CAUSING UR SEA LEVELS 2 RISE A BIT FASTER OVR IN NEW ENGLAND THN ELSEWHERE.
REPENT
SURE SOUNDS LIKE U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS & STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING U & UR
PLANET. NAO EYEM JUST A WEATHER BEING FROM TH WEATHER REALM & EYE CULD NOT B SO PRESUMPTIOUS 2 TELL U HAO
U SHOULD REPENT, ITS UR PLANET NOT MINE.
HAOEVS EYEV READ A NUMBER OF UR HISTORY BOOKS & NO MATTER HAO BLEAK THINGS SEEM RN UR PLANET IS REPLETE W/
MOMENTS OF RAPID AWAKENINGS & CHANGE. UR POWERS & OLIGARX & UR DEATHSPIRALISTS R SMALL IN NUMBER COMPARED
2 TH VAST AMOUNT OF PPL ON UR PLANET. 1 THING THT APPEARS 2 B A CONSTANT IN UR MOMENTS OF CHANGE R
ORGANIZING UR PPL IN2 ACTION, & OFTEN THRU ORGANIZING TH WORKERS OF UR PLANET IN ORDER 2 CRIPPLE UR POWERS
& OLIGARX FILTHY ECONOMY.
ANTI-DEATHSPIRALISM
UR ENTIRE GLOBAL ECONOMIC IS BAISD ON DEATHSPIRALISM -- THAT IS, BASED ON TH DESTRUXTION OF U & UR PLANET
IN ORDER 2 SATISFY TH GRUBBY GREEDINESS OF UR POWERS & OLIGARX WHO SEEM 2 HAV A CEASELESS QUEST 4 PROFIT.
A TASTE 4 ACCUMULATION OF WEATHER & PROPERTY SO SEVERE THAY WOULD B WILLING 2 DESTRUXT EVRE1 & EVRETHING
ON UR PLANET IN ORDER 2 ACHIEVE IT. O HAO NASTY IS THAT??
UNFORTUNATELY U NO WAT IT DOSENT RLY SEEM AS IF THIS TYPE OF IDEOLOGY OR ECONOMIX IS RLY COMPATIBLE W/
BEING ALIVE. "O BUT MAYBS WE COULD JUST TWEAK IT" LOL O PLS. DEATHSPIRALISM HAS DESTRUXTED UR ATMOSPHERE &
SUBJUGATED UR PLANET U DONT NEED 2 MAIK EXCUSES. UR LIL DEATHSPIRALIST EXPERIMENT IS OVER. UR IN TH MIDDLE
OF THE ANTHROPOCENE EXTINCTION EVENT, A MASS EXTINCTION EVENT CAUSE BEYE DEATHSPIRALISM. U CULDNT EVEN
START 2 DEFEND IT W/OUT LOOKING COMPLEATLY RIDICULUS EYEM SRRY 2 TELL U.
EYE CULDNT TELL U PRECISELY WAT IT COULD OR SHOULD LOOK LIKE BUT EYE HAVE WATCHED UR STAR TREK PROPHECIES
& EYE BELIEVE THAT U CULD ASCEND IN2 A STATE OF FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE ANTIDEATHSPIRALISM. U
COULD INSTEAD CHOOSE 2 LIVE IN A SOCIETY W/ A MAIN OBJECTIVE OF BETTERING HUMANKIND & URSELVES
INDIVIDUALLY, OR AT LEAST 1 THAT ISNT BASED ON TH DESTRUXTION OF U & UR PLANET
