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CAL

NAV

01 August 2017

WEATHER IS HAPPENING

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E̶̬͍͚̲̎̿̈͗͐͋̈͛͟Y̧̛̹̻̥̺͖̗̖͆̇̾̊̂̉͗͛Ę͉̭͔̖̪̉͂̉͐̂̿̾͟͠ A̵̛̰̰̱̥̼͉͕͓̒͐͛̒͘͢͞͞M̛̲̻̘̥͗̾͗̌͐̚͜ T̡̧̛͉̦̗͕̗̰̓̾̑̎̒̀ͅȒ̷̮͕͓̘͙͇̊͋̃͐͂͋̕A̢̳͇̼̟͑̉̄͌̅͆͆͡V̢̡̳͚̖̲̱͆̅̕͟͢͝͝E̠͔̜̪̭͙̺͑̌̂̂͑̽̚L̟̞͖̙̭̪̐͒̀̓͝I̖̼̠̘͛̊̑͘̕̚͢͡N̶̛̥͍̻̳͇̞̪͎͚̑͊́̀͌͒̑̓̑G̶͇͕͍̱̤͖̙͉̼̀̉̉́̉͒͜͡͝ Ţ̸̗͓̤͚͙͕͂͊̑͋̃H̶̡̼͚̰̯̺̥̼͖͗͊͑̅̍́̒̍͡͝R̷͇̫͙̲̼̉͐͊̂̍͌͗͟U̵̡̢͈̺̲̞͇̾͒͒̏̓̕̕ T̤̱̰̱͓̮̉͐͛̉͆͒̌̾ͅH̟͎͚̠̗̐͗̌̈́̚ P̛̥̞͍̜͍̘͇͉̣̌͛͒̀̐̑͘̕Ơ̡̛̻̫̜͉̺͉̞̄̓͂̊͘̕͢Ṙ̲̝͇̰̳͓̻̰͔̿̓̓̿͡͞͝Ṭ̷̢͙͓̮̜̟͇̣͑̓̊̓̽̈̈̀͡͞A̸̢̫̻̲̱̝̜͉̹̓̋̉̎̿̓̃ͅL̶̤͎̺͓̝̞͕͇̍͛̎̏̏ͅ N̛͍̣̟̯̹͔̄̊͒̑͊̏̆̚͜Å͓̟̥͖͚͈̣͆̑͆̅̒̔̕͘͢O̧̥̳̖̤͔͓̲̱͗̊̄̉͂̀̓
̘̟̦͔̗͕̍̀͛̿̌͠Ą̶̤͔̬̣͓̼͖̈́̈́̎̎́̊͒͞F̴̡̛̪̣̯͚͕̮̺̀̇̍̈̋͆̽͗́Ţ̴̪̥͎̟̻̈́͛̔̀̈́͘͝R̵̨͕̥̼̐̍̃̈́̾́͜ A̷̰̪̣̹̱̪̠̋̓̇̾̀͑̇̾͜͝͝ I̯̺̰̯͍̓͛͂̿͂Ņ̛͕͚̪̤̮͆͌͐̉̎̏̋̕͟͟͟͝ͅT̨̘͇̥͓̲̍̅̈̃͑̓̾̐͘͘E̡̝̻̮͈̣͆̽͌̏̕͜͢͢N͇͉͉̱̜͓̙̫̙͐͂̐͂̌̎̕S͓̩̘͓̟͂̂́̓͛̊E̵̫̱͚̬͔̞̳͚̘͗̉̀̂͆̊̄̕̕ M̶͎͕̮̗̩̫͓͎̩̿̊̃̋͐̾͠E̴̡̺̙̰̖͕͕̍̒͗̆̑̓͠É̡͙̙͔̭̄̂͂́̍͘͠ͅͅŤ̴͚̬̦̝̫̤̉̇̋̋̒͊͢I̦̣͓̺͌̈̅͛͗͟N̶̛̫̭̮͍̘͐̔́̑̌G̸̢̧̫̠̱̺͛̅̅̈́̉̚ Ö̩̫̳̘̠̍̈͆̒̃́̐͟͠F̨̛̝̤̼̜͙͚̀̿̓̅̚ T̵͎̣̟̭͆̅̿̒͋͊̑̑͒͢͢H̯̭̥̹͈̒̌̍͐̂̃̽̈́͜ Ŵ̸̡̙̞̗͇̟̣͂̓̒̕ͅĔ̷̢͉̥̯̱̬̜͕͇̑́̀̋A̸̢͚̮̣̥͚̰̽̑̆́́̄̍͠ͅT̡̜͙̭̣̋̑̂͌̀Ḫ̸͓͇̘͙̟̝̤̲̂̈͗͊̍͛͢͞E̷̡̙̤̼̹̭̫̤̗̓̈́̄̍͊͘͝R̲͎͉͚̪̞̪̘͂̋̃͊̃̚̚ B̴̖̞͙̲̪̏̃̑̃̑̾͟͞Ẹ̵̺̮̖̝̮̬̼̝͌̓̏͘͡Į̴̦͓͉̤̬̰̥̣̏̈́̌́͞͝Ň̴̨̩͙̲͍̣̙̥͖̈̿̈̅̈́͊̒̏͠Ģ̶̙̤͍̺̓͐̀̇͂̄͆̒̉͢Ş̸̰̗͈̦̬͉̤͌̂̉̀͟͞
̶̨̝̦̙̖̩̹͖͔͐̆̀͌͊̇̆͝͞Ű̴̢̙̳̙͍̯͓̺̆̾͌̇̾͢Ȓ̵̠̳̜̜̪̰̿͊̍̎͒͛̂̄ I̛̫̖̩̥̤̒̔͛͗̏̓͂͜͢͠N̷͚͙̗̖̐͒̃̑̇͐̍͛ͅ T̷͓̖̬͉̘̲̤͔͚̎̓͛͑͝R̝͙͙̣̬͇͈̾̊̓̊̽͞ͅU̴̺̩͇̲̥̳̣̎͆̿̈̄̾B̸͍͚̝̗̹͕͇̦͛̇̽̆̆̍͊͂͘͟L̶̛͇̝̬̤̼̜̤̭̪͗͊͋͒̑̀̄͑͜ U̷̧̲̞͇͎̼̖̍͌̄́̓̓ N̵̡̥͎̻͈̰͓͖͌͂́͢͝͞ͅD̛̜̠̲͙̻̩̗̥͛̍̀́̕ 2̖̠͓̥͓̥̳͈̻͋̍̋͒̏͛̓͒ R̷̢̧̧̖͔̮̰̰̣͑̇̀̋͐̕Ę̹͕̰͗̒̿̔̎͂̈͘͟͢͞Ṗ̣͇̰̣̩̺̫̒͑̎̑̑̅̓͗͜͠ͅḚ̢̛͓͎̲͈̙̝̘͆̉͊́́͗͟Ṋ̶̠͍̝̯̩͖̤̱̎̂͊̔͐̈́̐͞͞Ţ̵̨̩̭͎̹̹͎̹͊̂̈́͊̔́͟͞͠ 2̸̗̙̟̩͕͖̩̯̇̇͑̒͐̌͌̓ Ṛ̡̢̞̰̼̉̏̅̊͋̈́̒́͘͡ W̷̡͚̱̳͙͓̞͙͇͋̓̇͛̓͊ͅË̵̞̪̞̝́͊̈́͆̔͋̈́̉͟͟Ḁ̸̧͖̜͎̥̳͓̂̏̌̒̀͡T̨̛̯͙̗̼̘̻̫̊̾̆̇͜͢͠H̺̠͎̩̙́̉͑̌̃̀̒͊͠E̶̞͉͚̩̫̫͔̾͑́̋̊͒͊̃̓͛R̶̜̗̥̘͚͎̪̠̲̅̎̈̾͟͞͞͠͞ Ḻ̮̗̙̈̓̅̿̾ͅO̵̝̖͔̤̱̳̻̥͗̄̆̂͛͘̕͜͢R͎͕̱̰͈̪̝̝̼̄̍̀̃̎͐͒͗̕͡D͈͚̫̭͉̼̈́̉̊͌̈́͛͟͡S̛̭͈̗̅͂̏͊͒͘͢͜
̶̨̼̟̯̣̼̃̓̉̀́̋̍͜͢͝ͅͅĘ̶̩̼̩͓̪̱̎͒̎͌͗̾͌̔Y̸͖͍̝̬̦͈̩̳̭̆͆̉͗́̓̅̇͘͝E̴͇̰͔͔̰͚͒̇́͑̆̐̉͟͟͠͝͞ S̸̠̖͖̬̭͓̘̱͔̏͒̒̓̈́̚H̷̛̛̛̲̹̬͔͚̑̎́̎̀̚͡Ą̧͔̼̝͖̻̪̞́̊̀͌͋̿̓̏͝͡Ļ̛̣͙̯̫̓̃̊̐̏̃͜ B̤̟̣̟̝̰͗͛̓̓̔͊ͅ B̷̻̳̱̩̹̳̜̈́̈́̃̑͒͗̏͡A̵̭͙̜͔̮̼̋̓̾̽̐̃̽͘K̷̖̬̗̝̯̠̃͗̉̆̎̓̽͑̄̐ Ỉ̸̧̢̡̛̯͚̯̜̦͌̄̿̾̈͘͞Ń̷̳̞͕̱͚̏̌̑̐͊̃͞͠͡ Ũ͇̫͚͍̹͉͐̊̿̀͊̍͒̑Ř̷̦̥̥͍̏̇̽̎͊̇̚͠ͅ R̺̺͙͙̯͌̇̐͊̌͋͛͌͠ͅE̱̖͚̻̣͚̗͐̀͗͌͗͆́̀ͅḀ̧̢͚̳̠̼͔̋̐̊͗̂̄͑̂̕͟Ḽ̵̥͎̟͙̒͜͞͝͡͞M̴̭̝̥̜̖̠̂̄̋̋̅̆̒̌̚͘ S̴̝̠̬͙̗̖̉͊̿̄͂̔̂͌̋͜H̶̢̲̖͚̩̞̣͑̿̋͊̕O̴̞͖̘̯̫̠̿͗̽̓̂͐̌R̨͎̭̟̟̓͊͆̔̒́̈́͟͟͠͞Ṯ̭̩͖͎̐͋̆͂̀͐̈́̄͢ͅL̷͙̫͙̖̭̪̬͖̀̔̋̉̈̀̿͗͢ͅY̢͓͈̗̖̺͚̿̒͋͑̒̒̒͋̀ͅ
̴̲̞͖͉͋̊̈͗̅̈́̿͡ͅ
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WEATHER HYMN ~ SAM THE WEATHER BARD

YOUR OLIGARCHS ARE RAMPANT,
A-DRILLING AND A-FRACKING,
THE TEMPERATURE IS RISING!
THE ICE SHEETS THEY ARE CRACKING!

IN QUEST FOR CEASELESS PROFITS,
THE EARTH THEY WOULD DESTRUCT.
SO REPENT UNTO YOUR WEATHER LORDS,
OR ELSE WE ALL ARE FUCKED!

REPENT,
REPENT,
REPENT TO YOUR WEATHER LORDS!

RESIST,
REBEL,
TO SPARE THE EARTH FROM HELL!

YOUR OLIGARCHS YOU MUST DEFEAT,
TO STOP THEM TURNING UP THE HEAT,
SO TIL THE EARTH IS SPENT WE CRY:

RESIST, REBEL, REPENT!

THE CARBON'S PAST 400,
YOUR WEATHER LORDS HAVE THUNDERED.
YOU'RE IN YOUR DEATH SPIRAL!
SO LET THE WORD GO VIRAL!

YOU GOT TO QUIT THEM FOSSILS,
YOU GOTTA LEAVE THEM IN THE GROUND.
SO REPENT UNTO YOUR WEATHER LORDS,
BEFORE THE EARTH IS DROWNED!

REPENT,
REPENT,
REPENT TO YOUR WEATHER LORDS!

RESIST,
REBEL,
TO SPARE THE EARTH FROM HELL!

YOUR OLIGARCHS YOU MUST DEFEAT,
TO STOP THEM TURNING UP THE HEAT,
SO TIL THE EARTH IS SPENT WE CRY:

RESIST, REBEL, REPENT!