42.7 F

CAL

NAV

13 July 2017

FRIDAY BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST 7 STAITMANT FRUM TH WEATHER MAN 20170713 2345

> A KEWL MID 50S OVR THURSNITE
> GUES WAT UR FRIDAY WIL B KEWL 2
> MID2HI 60S ALL BLOBBED UP
> RANDOM RAINBLOBS 2 DAMPEN U
> EXPEXT 2 GET DAMPENED THRU FRINITE
> MAYBS ULL EVEN GET A THUNDERBLOB GRAND FINALE
"DONT WRRY, JST KEWL DOWN & RELAX, UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL & UR GLOBAL TEMPS R HEATING UP FAST. UR POLES R MELTING UR PLANET IS DYING. U SHULD RLLY START 2 CONSIDR TH FAXT THAT U ND 2 STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING UR PLANET.
REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
R    E    P    E    N    T"

-- WEATHER MAN
20170713 2345

20160728 21:50 THE WETTENING BLOBDAR & BLOBSAT

R U REDDY 4 UR WETTENING, U BETTR ENJOY CUZ UR DROUGHT MITE GO ON TIL OCTOBER. THEES BLOBS WIL FLOAT OVR U FRIMORN B4 5 PROBS & WETTEN U W/ HEVVY RAINBLOBS & MAYBS THUNDERBLOBS DUMPING 1-2 INCH OF FREE WATER ON2 U OVR UR FRIDAY TIL MIDNITE OR SUMTHING IDK BUT ITLL ALSO B A KEWL MID2HI 70S