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31 March 2017

FRIDAY 20170331 0745BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST & MASSACHUSETTS BLOBDAR

> THOAS BLOBS WIL FLOAT OVR U B4 NOON
> UR IN 4 A FRIDAY OF RAINBLOBS & SNAINBLOBS & SNOWBLOBS
> UR BLOBS TURN 2 SNOWBLOBS BY 6 PM
> ONLY 0.5 INCH 4 UR NAST FRIDAY, BUT UR FRINITE WIL SNOWBLOB U UP2 1-3 INCH
> UR NAST SATURDAY WIL ALSO GIV U 1-3 INCH
> UPD8D SNOWTOTES 4 BOSTON: 2-6"

PERFEXTLI DAMP

> UR WEDNESNITE GETS DOWN 2 TH HI 40S W/ RANDOM DRIZZLEBLOBS
> UR THURSDAY WIL B LIKE WEDNESDAY WAS, BLOBBED UP & DAMP, BUT KEWLER HI 50S
PERFEXT WEATHER 4 UR CORPOREAL HOST 2 GET SICK & HAV AELEV8D BODY TEMP & START 2 THNK “THS IS HAO EYE WIL FL 4 TH REST OF MEYE LIFE”