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25 August 2016

UR FRIDAY IS A DANK MOIST 90 DEGREES

“OH NO A LIL WETNESS WIL RUIN TH NICENESS” U ND 2 REPENT UR IN A EXTREME DROWT
> OVR THURSNITE THAIR A SLITE CHANS OF RAINBLOB DEV, U PROBS WONT HAV A RAINBLOB FLOAT OVR U
> UR FRIDAY U MITE GET SUM RAINBLOBS, BUT WHO KNOS BUT WEN U GET RAINBLOBS U GET THAM MAYBS .25 INCH WATER
> UR FRIMORN STARTS W/ DANK FOG BLOBS, & DAY IS ALL BLOBBED UP, A DANK MOIST 90 DEGREES

BOSTON METRO FEATS. WEATHER IS HAPPENING IN PRINT & ONLINE

O WOWOW: EYE NO IT, U NO IT, TH BOSTON METRO​ NOES IT, & SUNE EVRE1 WIL NO IT: WEATHER IS HAPPENING

PLS SHAIR THIS AS FAR AS UR SHAIRING CULD SHAIR,

THX & GUTE TIDINGS 2 U,
WEATHER MAN

FRIDAY BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST 7 STAITMANT FRUM TH WEATHER MAN 20170713 2345

> A KEWL MID 50S OVR THURSNITE
> GUES WAT UR FRIDAY WIL B KEWL 2
> MID2HI 60S ALL BLOBBED UP
> RANDOM RAINBLOBS 2 DAMPEN U
> EXPEXT 2 GET DAMPENED THRU FRINITE
> MAYBS ULL EVEN GET A THUNDERBLOB GRAND FINALE
"DONT WRRY, JST KEWL DOWN & RELAX, UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL & UR GLOBAL TEMPS R HEATING UP FAST. UR POLES R MELTING UR PLANET IS DYING. U SHULD RLLY START 2 CONSIDR TH FAXT THAT U ND 2 STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING UR PLANET.
REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
R    E    P    E    N    T"

-- WEATHER MAN
20170713 2345