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28 July 2016

20160728 21:50 THE WETTENING BLOBDAR & BLOBSAT

R U REDDY 4 UR WETTENING, U BETTR ENJOY CUZ UR DROUGHT MITE GO ON TIL OCTOBER. THEES BLOBS WIL FLOAT OVR U FRIMORN B4 5 PROBS & WETTEN U W/ HEVVY RAINBLOBS & MAYBS THUNDERBLOBS DUMPING 1-2 INCH OF FREE WATER ON2 U OVR UR FRIDAY TIL MIDNITE OR SUMTHING IDK BUT ITLL ALSO B A KEWL MID2HI 70S

DONT U THNK THAT MAYBE ITS TIME 4 U 2 CONSIDR TH POSSIBILITI THAT U ND 2 SRSLY START 2 THNK ABOWT TH FACT THAT U ND 2 RLLY BEGIN 2 START TH PROCESS OF REELEYEZING THAT U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?

DONT U THNK THAT MAYBE ITS TIME 4 U 2 CONSIDR TH POSSIBILITI THAT U ND 2 SRSLY START 2 THNK ABOWT TH FACT THAT U ND 2 RLLY BEGIN 2 START TH PROCESS OF REELEYEZING THAT U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?

> BOSTON & PHILADELPHIA HOLD WEATHER HANDS 2DAY TEMPS IN TH LO2MID 90S

> BUT PHILLY U MITE GET WET&WILDED AS SUM BADDIES BUBBLE UP OUT OF UR ATMOSPHERE AFTR 3PM 2 THUNDER U, WETTEN U, WINDY U.
> MORE & MORE PERCIPBLOBS 4 PHILADELPHIA ESPESH AFTR MIDNITE
> W/ THEES BLOBS PHILADELPHIA WIL KEWL DOWN 2 MID 70S 2NITE
> BOSTON KEWLS 2 LO 70S W/ RAINBLOBS AROWND 3 AM WHO NOES IDK

SAT&SUN DAYS BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

> UR SATURDAY EZ BREEZY: MID 70S, SKYBLOBLESS, 10 MPH WIND
> IF U HAV A STANDARDEYEZD WORK WEEK & DONT HAV 2 WORK SATUR&SUN DAYS & R WONDRING:
> “WICH DAY IS BETTR 4 ME 2 TAIK OFF 2 RETREET FRUM TH DYSTOPIAN NITEMARE & WATCH STAR TREK IN BED 4 18 HRS” 
> THAT WULD B SUNDAY, ALL BLOBBED UP W/ A BUNCH OF RANDOM RAINBLOBS SWIRLING AROWND U, U MITE GET SUM NICE WETNESS