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10 May 2016

UR PLANET IS ON FIRE

UR PLANET HAS BASIXLY BEN 1.5C ABOV NORML 4 UR 2016 & UR CO2 IS @ RECORD HIS, WOWOW, LUKS LIKE UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL. FIRES ARRNT JUST BLAZING 4 UR FANCY CANADIAN NEIGHBORS, BUT THAY RBURNING ALL OVR UR PLANET AS UR ARCTIC THAWS FRUM XTRAORDINARY HEAT IN THE 60S & 70S

U ND 2 REPENT, & U HAV 2 DO IT SUNE. UR WEATHER LORDS R FURIOUS & NAO YUVE ENTERD UR DEATH SPIRAL PERIOD. U NORTHEAST PPL R ALL “O EYE DONT HAV 2 WORRY BOWT WILDFIRES DO I” WELL ALASKA HAS BEN BURNING SINCE FEBRUARY. “O DOSENT ALASKA HAV GIANT WILDFIRES STARTING IN FEBRUARY” NO IT DOSENT U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS. U ND 2 STOP UR OLIGARXFRUM DESTRUXTING UR PLANET & SRS U ND 2 DO IT RITE NAO.

UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL DONT FUK AROWND U ND 2 REPENT

REPENT

REPENT

"CAN U FL TH KEWL"

> O YA THAIRS UR SOOTHING KEWLNESS, THAIRS UR FREE WATER
“MAYBS EVRETHING WIL BE ALRITE”
WRONG U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS, U HAVENT DUNN THAT YET HAV U, R U STIL DESTRUXTING UR PLANET?
“WEL IDK”
> YEA U DO UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL & U ND 2 REPENT
> BIG RANDOM RAINBLOBS R STARTING 2 FLOAT AROWND U & ALL THRU UR NITE U GOT A CHANS OF A BIG RANDOM RAINBLOB FLOATING OVR U
> UR FRIDAY HAS RANDOM FOGBLOBSDRIZZLBLOBSRAINBLOBS,PRTTY BLOBULAR, LO 70S