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16 December 1969

20160820 WEATHERTALK DISCUXION ABOWT TH BOSTON DROWT, AN INTERVIEW W/ TH WEATHER MAN

UR SUNDAY WIL B MOSTLY SKYBLOBLESS, & THN OVRNITE SUNDAY IN2 MONDAY U MITE GET UP2 .5 INCH FREE WATER FRUM UR WEATHER LORDS, & THEN UR BAK 2 UR “NICE” WEATHER NXT WK. BUT HAO NICE IS THAT DRY SKYBLOBLESS WEATHER ACSHOALLY?? CHAK TH DROWT DISCUSSION W/ TH WEATHER MAN & WEATHER MAN

HEER IT IS ON UTUB, SUBSCREYEB: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7y2NTC5PGk

COME CHAK OWT PORCHFEST ON PEARSON RD SATURDAY 5/21 1-9 PM

MID2HI 70S, SKYBLOBLESS 4 UR FRIDAYMID 70S PART SKYBLOBLESS 4 UR SATURDAY WOWOW, ESPESH NICE BCAUS EYE WIL B ON THESTREET ALL SATURDAY IN UR FANCY SOMERVILLE @ THE WEATHER IS HAPPENING WEATHER BOOTH 2 GIV OWT FREE STICKERS, SAI WAT??EYE WIL ALSO B TALKING 2 PPL ABOWT THE WEATHER & REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS. IF U DONT HAV 2 SPEND THE DAY CONVERTINGLABOR 2 $$$, Y NOT CHACK IT OWT? GET A FREE ADHESIVE EMBLEMETC, CHECK IT

"ONLY IN NEW ENGLAND": WRONG

> U NO HAO MANY "ONLY IN [ANY GEOGRAPHICAL LOC8ION]" WEATHER POSTS EYE SAW FRUM ALL OVR UR EMPIRE 2DAY
> THS IS NOT NORMAL WEATHER ESPESH 2 YRS IN A ROW
> THS IS NOT A UNIQUE SITCH 4 NEW ENGLAND, LOL O PLS
> UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

TH TIMING 4TOLD

TH TIMING 4TOLD IN A FEVERISH VIZION FRUM UR WEATHER LORDS IS NOT ACCUR8 -- ITS STIL COLDISH. HAOEVER UR TEMPS R RISING NAO & WIL CONT 2 RISE UNTIL 5 OR 6 PM WEN IT HITS PEAK DANKNESS W/ TEMPS IN TH MID 50S & A HUMIDNESS IN TH HI 90%S.

UR WEATHER LORDS TRULY WORX IN MYSTERIOUS WAVES

SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND SNOWTOTES MAP & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST 20180116 2230

> O UR IN 4 1 NAST REYED 4 UR SPESH WEDNESDAY
> SNOWBLOBS MELT 2 SNAINBLOBS & 2 RAINBLOBS THRU UR WEDNESMORN
> AS UR 32F LINE WIGGLS OVR UR SURFIS AREA
> ENJOY THS NAST BIT OF WINTER BCAUS SUNE UR GOING 2 WARM BAK UP 2 TH MID 40S
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

20180112 1930 EAST EMPIRE BLOBDAR & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

> LOTS OF BLOBS LEFT 2 WETTEN U THRU UR FRINITE & SATURDAY
> MAYBS EVEN SUM THUNDERBLOBS SUMTIME AFTR MIDNITE
> SICKLY DANK 50S OVRNITE
> THN SATURDAY TIME 2 WILDLY SWING BAK DOWN IN2 TH COLDZONE
> UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

20180112 1400 BLOBDAR & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

> HOAP U LIKE IT WET
> TH BLOBS R ON THAIR WAY 2 WETTEN U W/ UP2 4 INCH OF FREE WATER
> POSSIBL FLUDS FRUM UR NAST PILES CLOGGING UP UR DRAINS
> & A WHOAL LOT OF MELTING OF NAST PILES
> HI 50S 4 UR FRINITE W/ HEVVY RAINBLOBS
> UR SATURMORN STARTS IN TH MID 50S

SNOWBLOBS R COMING ~ THURSDAY BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

> EYE HAV AWOKEN FRUM ANOTHR FEVERISH VIZION
> EYE WULD SAY 10-15 INCH OF TH DUMB WHITE STUFF ON THURSDAY IT FEELS
> A GIFT: UR WEDNESDAY WIL WARM UP IN2 A FANCY MID2HI 20S
> ENJOY IT BCAUS UR IN 4 1 WILD RIDE & THN EXTREME COLD SATURNITE APPROACHS -10

NYE LIVE SPESH 2017-2018

GREETINGS 2 U,

WAIREVS U R, NO MATTR WAT UR DEWING, EYE HOAP & EXPACT U WIL JOIN WEATHER IS HAPPENING 4 TH REPENTANCE & TH GUEYEDED FAKE WEEPING.

PLSD 2 ANNOUNS 2 U TH WEATHER IS HAPPENING NYE SPESH, PLS JOIN TH WEATHER MAN & TH WEATHER IS HAPPENING WEATHER TEAM @ 11 PM EST ON NYE 4 A LIVE SPESH 2 REFLEXT UPON UR REPENTANCE & HAO U CULD RLY REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS.

THX & GOOD TIDINGS 2 U,
WEATHER MAN

SPESH MONDAY WEATHER 4CAST 4 BOSTON 20171225

> BOSTON U MITE GET SNOWBLOBS B4 MIDNITE
> RAINBLOBS AFTR MIDNITE
> RAINBLOBS, SNAINBLOBS, & SNOWBLOBS 4 A NAST SPESH MONDAY
> W/ A WICKED WIND UP2 45 MPH
> TEMPS FALL THRU UR SPESH MONDAY, 30 DEGREES BEYE 5 PM
> UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

20171222 2245 MASSACHUSETTS BLOBDAR & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

> WELL THOSE WERE SUM SPESH NASTY BLOBS
> BUT THAIR FLOATING AWAY NAO
> HOPE U LIKE BLOBS THO
> U GOT MOAR SNAINBLOBS, RAINBLOBS
> & EVEN SUM DANK FOGBLOBS 4 UR SATURDAY
> HEVVY SNOWBLOBS ON TH WAY SUNDAYNITE IN2 UR SPESH MONDAY

TIME 2 WARM UP 20171218 WK AHED BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

> TIME 2 WARM UP A LIL BIT ;)
> UR SATURDAY WIL PROBS B SICKLY & DANK
> UR SPESH MONDAY WIL PROBS BE 2
> UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
> U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
UTUB, SUBSCREYEB: https://youtu.be/UDmP8BgLIW0

MASSACHUSETTS SNOW TOTES MAP & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST 4 THURSDAY 20171214

> YEA U MITE GET SUM SNOWBLOBS OVRNITE MASSACHUSETTS
> BUT PROBS NOT NETHING 2 RITE A LETTER HOME ABOWT
> WAT WIL B WORSE 4 U WIL B TEMPS FALLING IN2 TH 10S OVRNITE
> W/ A WICKED WIND W/ GUSTS UP2 40 MPH
> U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

20171209 NORTHEAST BLOBDAR & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

> THOAS BLOBS R COMING 4 U NAO & THAY PLAN 2 ARREYEV 4 RL SUMTIME AROWND 11 OR 12
> U MITE HAV ALREDDY SEEN THAT U GOT SUM LITE SNOWBLOBS OVR U NAO
> SO VENCHURE OWT NAO 2 GET UR INTOXICANTS & NUTRITIONAL PELLETS WHEYELST ITS SAFE
> BCAUS BOSTON UR ABOWT 2 GET 5-10 INCH OF TH DUMB WHITE STUFF
> STAY TUNED 4 A UPD8D MASSACHUSETTS SNOWTOTES MAP

AUSTIN & SAN ANTONIO TEXAS BLOBDAR & SNOW WEATHER 4CAST 20171207 2244

HEERS A SPESH LIL LUK @ TH END OF TH LONG STORMBLOB SYSTEM
UR WEATHER LORDS R DUMPING UP2 1" OF TH DUMB WHITE STUFF IN AUSTIN, SAN ANTONIO
TH FEATHERY SNOWBLOBS WIL B OVR U SUNE BOSTON BUT TEXAS BEAT U 2 IT ;)
AS UR WEATHER PATTERNS SWING WILDLY AROWND
UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
& U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

20171205 2230 MASSACHUSETTS BLOBDAR & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

> A WICKED WIND AS DANKR WARMR AIR SPILLS IN
> RAINBLOBS THRU UR TUESNITE
> MID 50S BEYE 2 AM
> LO 50S BEYE WEDNESMORN LITE
> LO 40S BEYE WEDNESAFT DARKNESS
> U CULD EXPACT UR FIRST SNOWBLOBS FRINITE
> U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

20171115 - 20171215 GFS TEMPS & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

> PARTIES ALMOST OVR EVRE1
> IN MEYE FEVERISH VIZIONS OF UR WEATHER LORDS SPESH PATTERNS
> EYE CULD C A COLDNESS COMING
> COLDNESS POURING IN2 UR EMPIRE 4 UR COLD DARK DECEMBER
> COLD ALL OVR U IN 1.5 WKS
> HEERS A VIZION OF UR TEMPS BTWIXT 20171115 & 20171215
> TIME 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

20171029 BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST & GFS PRESH & NAMDAR MAPS

~ BOMBOGENESIS ~
> UR SEA SURFACE TEMPS R SO HAWT & THT ENERGI WANTS 2 MIX IT UP W/ UR COLD AIR 2 TH WEST
> THAT PRESH IS RAPIDLY LOING, SWIRLING AROWND 2 FORM IN2 A CYLONIC BIG BADDIE BOMBO
> U MITE RECOGNEYEZ UR BOMBOGENESIS FRUM UR SNOPACALOPSE IN WINTER 2015 ;)
> HAO MANY MOAR BOMBOS DEW U THINK U MITE GET THRU UR WINTER? ;)

20171025-20171103 WEATHER LORDS TPW & PRESH MAPS

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LETS JUST TAIK A LIL LUK @ UR WEATHER LORDS PLAN 4 SHIFTING AROWND UR TOTES PERCIPABLE WATER IN UR ATMOSPHERE FRUM 20171025 - 20171103.

SUNDAY U MITE B IN 4 1 WILD RIDE ;)

O, WATS THAT?

ITS BOMBOGENESIS

UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON & REDDY 2 TRY 2 BOMBO U ON SUNDAY

20171024 0850 NORTHEAST EMPIRE BLOBDAR & BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS WEATHER 4CAST

> HEER COM TH BLOBS, HEER COME TH BLOBS
> SUM RANDOM RAINBLOBS THRU UR DAY, MAYBS W/ A THUNDERBLOB GRAND FINALE
> TUESNITE IN WEST MASSACHUSETTS THERE IS A FLASH FLOOD WATCH, SUM OF THEES BLOBS CULD BRING HEVVY FLOOD-WORTHY AMOWNTS OF FREE WATER
> IN BOSTON 2 UP2 45 MPH WICKED GUSTS IN UR TUESNITE

FREE STICKERS FRUM THE WEATHER IS HAPENING STICKER DISTRIBUTION NETWORK

IF UR IN TH BOSTON METROZONE, GO 2 1 OF THEES SPESH PLAICES 2 GET SUM FREE STICKERS:
DEEP THOUGHTS JP
MILLION YEAR PICNIC
HIGH ENERGY VINTAGE

OR IF U CANT U CULD BUY SUM ONLINE @ https://www.stickermule.com/user/1070668634/stickers

20170909-20170920 JOSE'S JOURNEY & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

> HEERS JOSE'S SPESH JOURNEY FRUM 20170909 - 20170920
> FRUM HURRICANE 2 TROPICALBLOB FLOATING OFF UR SOUTHEAST COAST
> BOSTON UR THURSDAY WIL B A EZ BREEZY BEWTIFUL BLOBULAR DAY 
> W/ SPESH WICKED GUSTS UP2 40 MPH
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

20170920 0845 TROPICALBLOB JOSE NEW ENGLAND BLOBDAR & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

> A WICKED WIND
> UP2 35 MPH
> TROPICALBLOB JOSE WIL LASH OWT @ U W/ RAINBLOB TENTACLS THRU UR WEDNESDAY
>
TH FURTHR IN UR SOUTHEAST COMMONWEALTH U GO TH WINDIER WETTER ULL GET