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FRIDAY BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST 7 STAITMANT FRUM TH WEATHER MAN 20170713 2345

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> A KEWL MID 50S OVR THURSNITE
> GUES WAT UR FRIDAY WIL B KEWL 2
> MID2HI 60S ALL BLOBBED UP
> RANDOM RAINBLOBS 2 DAMPEN U
> EXPEXT 2 GET DAMPENED THRU FRINITE
> MAYBS ULL EVEN GET A THUNDERBLOB GRAND FINALE
"DONT WRRY, JST KEWL DOWN & RELAX, UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL & UR GLOBAL TEMPS R HEATING UP FAST. UR POLES R MELTING UR PLANET IS DYING. U SHULD RLLY START 2 CONSIDR TH FAXT THAT U ND 2 STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING UR PLANET.
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-- WEATHER MAN
20170713 2345

WICKED WIND OF UR EMPIRE'S DECAY

WICKED 25 MPH WIND IS BLOWING THRU NAO, BUT GUESS WAT IT CANT STOP U FRUM BEING A LIL WARM BCUZ TEMPS R IN THE UPPR 70S. UR TEMPS WIL DROP THRU UR DAY TIL A COMPAIRTVLI CHILLED 50 DEGREES @ NITE TIME, AS U HUDDLE DOWN IN FEAR IN UR LIVING UNIT & CONSIDR THE STATE OF DECAY UR EMPIRE HAS ENTERD & HAO 2 PUTRIGHT WING IDEOLOGIES IN2 A CAIJJ

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