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FRIDAY BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST 7 STAITMANT FRUM TH WEATHER MAN 20170713 2345

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> A KEWL MID 50S OVR THURSNITE
> GUES WAT UR FRIDAY WIL B KEWL 2
> MID2HI 60S ALL BLOBBED UP
> RANDOM RAINBLOBS 2 DAMPEN U
> EXPEXT 2 GET DAMPENED THRU FRINITE
> MAYBS ULL EVEN GET A THUNDERBLOB GRAND FINALE
"DONT WRRY, JST KEWL DOWN & RELAX, UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL & UR GLOBAL TEMPS R HEATING UP FAST. UR POLES R MELTING UR PLANET IS DYING. U SHULD RLLY START 2 CONSIDR TH FAXT THAT U ND 2 STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING UR PLANET.
REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
R    E    P    E    N    T"

-- WEATHER MAN
20170713 2345

UR GUNNA GET WET SUNE

> WELL THOAS BLOBS LAMED OUT LUKS LIKE UR WEATHER LORDS DECIDED 2 WETTEN CT NYC & NJ 2NITE.
> BUT DONT WORRY UR GUNNA GET WET SUNE
> UR TUESDAY MITE START OWT W/ SUM RAINBLOBS BUT PROBS WIL JUST B MOSTLY BLOBBD UP TEMPS AROWND 80 W/ SUM WINDINESS
TUESNITE THO YULE GET A LIL WETTENING @ LEEST RAINBLOBS FOGBLOBS & MAYBS EVEN SUM THUNDERBLOBS TUESNITE-WEDNESMORN