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FRIDAY BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST 7 STAITMANT FRUM TH WEATHER MAN 20170713 2345

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> A KEWL MID 50S OVR THURSNITE
> GUES WAT UR FRIDAY WIL B KEWL 2
> MID2HI 60S ALL BLOBBED UP
> RANDOM RAINBLOBS 2 DAMPEN U
> EXPEXT 2 GET DAMPENED THRU FRINITE
> MAYBS ULL EVEN GET A THUNDERBLOB GRAND FINALE
"DONT WRRY, JST KEWL DOWN & RELAX, UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL & UR GLOBAL TEMPS R HEATING UP FAST. UR POLES R MELTING UR PLANET IS DYING. U SHULD RLLY START 2 CONSIDR TH FAXT THAT U ND 2 STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING UR PLANET.
REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
R    E    P    E    N    T"

-- WEATHER MAN
20170713 2345

MOAR LIKELY YULE GET WET MONDAY THN SUNDAY

> UR IN 4 A WARM DANK SUNDAY TEMPS IN TH HI 70S LO 80S, A FEW RANDOM RAINBLOBS OWT THAIR, SUMWAIR
> A LIL SPESH WINDINESS THO UP2 15 MPH W/ GUSTINESS UP2 25 MPH
> WILL A RAINBLOB FLOAT OVR U 2DAY, WHO NOES, BUT UR MONDAY U SHULD B GETTING A HALF INCH OF FREE WATER