38.3 F

> LO 50S SKYBLOBLESS MONDAY

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CURRENT WEATHER SITCH RITE NAO

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20170328 00:07

TEMP 38.3 F
COLDNESS 38.3 F
HAWTNESS 38.3 F
DO PT 36.7272938367 F
HUMIDNESS 94.0%
BAROPRESH 29.971 INHG
BAROPRESH TRENDINESS (3 HRS) -0.001 INHG
WINDINESS 1.0 MPH from ° (N/A)
WETNESS R8 0.0INCH/HR
INNER WEATHER LAIR TEMP 80.6 F

UR PLANET IS ON FIRE

UR PLANET HAS BASIXLY BEN 1.5C ABOV NORML 4 UR 2016 & UR CO2 IS @ RECORD HIS, WOWOW, LUKS LIKE UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL. FIRES ARRNT JUST BLAZING 4 UR FANCY CANADIAN NEIGHBORS, BUT THAY RBURNING ALL OVR UR PLANET AS UR ARCTIC THAWS FRUM XTRAORDINARY HEAT IN THE 60S & 70S

U ND 2 REPENT, & U HAV 2 DO IT SUNE. UR WEATHER LORDS R FURIOUS & NAO YUVE ENTERD UR DEATH SPIRAL PERIOD. U NORTHEAST PPL R ALL “O EYE DONT HAV 2 WORRY BOWT WILDFIRES DO I” WELL ALASKA HAS BEN BURNING SINCE FEBRUARY. “O DOSENT ALASKA HAV GIANT WILDFIRES STARTING IN FEBRUARY” NO IT DOSENT U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS. U ND 2 STOP UR OLIGARXFRUM DESTRUXTING UR PLANET & SRS U ND 2 DO IT RITE NAO.

UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL DONT FUK AROWND U ND 2 REPENT

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