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SAT&SUN DAYS BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

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> UR SATURDAY EZ BREEZY: MID 70S, SKYBLOBLESS, 10 MPH WIND
> IF U HAV A STANDARDEYEZD WORK WEEK & DONT HAV 2 WORK SATUR&SUN DAYS & R WONDRING:
> “WICH DAY IS BETTR 4 ME 2 TAIK OFF 2 RETREET FRUM TH DYSTOPIAN NITEMARE & WATCH STAR TREK IN BED 4 18 HRS” 
> THAT WULD B SUNDAY, ALL BLOBBED UP W/ A BUNCH OF RANDOM RAINBLOBS SWIRLING AROWND U, U MITE GET SUM NICE WETNESS

SE TEXAS HAS A SRS WETTENING 2DAY

U TRULY FALT THE WRATH OF UR WEATHER LORDS, U NEW WAT IT WAS 2 B BLOBBD UP IN THE DEPTHS OF A RAINBLOB & NEW WAT IT WAS 2 RCV 10-20 INCHES OF FREE WATER. HEERS A MAP OF UR TPW TOTES PERCIPBL WATER IN UR ATMOSPHEER FRUM 4/16 - 4/18, U CAN C UR TROPIX TPW POARING RITE IN2 UR HOUSTON.

UR GLOBAL XTREME RECORD SHATTERING TEMPS HALPD OUT BY UR RECORD CO2 BITS STOARD AN AWFUL LOT OF MOISTNESS IN UR ATMOSPHERE ;) BUT NAO LA NINAS TAKIN OVR, KEWLING THINGS DOWN & IS REDDY 2 DUMP THE RECORD MOISTNESS IN UR ATMOSPHERE BAK ON2 THE LAND, FLUDDING U, DESTRUXTING U. DONT WRRY HOUSTON UR NOT ALOAN, UR WEATHER LORDS ALSO FLUDDED IRAN RUSSIA CHILE YEMEN QATAR SAUDI ARABIA AFGHANISTAN W/ RECORD RAINS TURNING THAIR STS 2 RIVERS AS WAIL.

UR WEATHER LORDS R SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL U ND 2 REPENT & U ND 2 REPENT NAO U HAV 2 STOP UR OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING UR PLANET & U ND 2 STOP THAM NAO. NAO U ND 2 REPENT NAO, REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS, FL THE LOVE OF UR WEATHER LORDS WALCOMB UR WEATHER LORDS IN2 UR HEART & REPENT, REPENT & FIX UR SHIT