45.3 F

20160827 WATER VAPE SITCHMAP

NAV

> WELL HERE U GO, UR WEATHER LORDS HAV DECEYEDED 2 SPAIR FLORIDA FRUM THAIR FUL WRATH 
> THO SOUTH FLORIDA CULD STILL GET A LIL BIT 2 MUSCH FREE WATER UP2 5 INCH IN PARTS
> 1NCE 99L GETS PAST FLORIDA THO ITS GOT A SOLID CHANS OFSPINNING UP IN2 A RL CYLONIC BADDIE NAIMD HERMINE 2 DESTRUXT SUMWAIR ELS
91L (TH BLOBSYSTEM FORMERLY NOAN AS FIONA) IS SPINNING UP2WRDS NORTH CAROLINA BUT PROBS WONT TURN IN2 A CYLONIC BADDIE

CURRENT WEATHER SITCH RITE NAO

CURRENT BLOBDAR

WIDER BLOBDAR

BLOBSAT

20170325 01:44

TEMP 45.3 F
COLDNESS 45.3 F
HAWTNESS 45.3 F
DO PT 33.4571653884 F
HUMIDNESS 63.0%
BAROPRESH 29.994 INHG
BAROPRESH TRENDINESS (3 HRS) -0.016 INHG
WINDINESS 2.0 MPH from 337.5° (NNW)
WETNESS R8 0.0INCH/HR
INNER WEATHER LAIR TEMP 78.8 F

UR PLANET IS ON FIRE

UR PLANET HAS BASIXLY BEN 1.5C ABOV NORML 4 UR 2016 & UR CO2 IS @ RECORD HIS, WOWOW, LUKS LIKE UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL. FIRES ARRNT JUST BLAZING 4 UR FANCY CANADIAN NEIGHBORS, BUT THAY RBURNING ALL OVR UR PLANET AS UR ARCTIC THAWS FRUM XTRAORDINARY HEAT IN THE 60S & 70S

U ND 2 REPENT, & U HAV 2 DO IT SUNE. UR WEATHER LORDS R FURIOUS & NAO YUVE ENTERD UR DEATH SPIRAL PERIOD. U NORTHEAST PPL R ALL “O EYE DONT HAV 2 WORRY BOWT WILDFIRES DO I” WELL ALASKA HAS BEN BURNING SINCE FEBRUARY. “O DOSENT ALASKA HAV GIANT WILDFIRES STARTING IN FEBRUARY” NO IT DOSENT U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS. U ND 2 STOP UR OLIGARXFRUM DESTRUXTING UR PLANET & SRS U ND 2 DO IT RITE NAO.

UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL DONT FUK AROWND U ND 2 REPENT

REPENT

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