44.2 F

UR PLANET IS ON FIRE

NAV

UR PLANET HAS BASIXLY BEN 1.5C ABOV NORML 4 UR 2016 & UR CO2 IS @ RECORD HIS, WOWOW, LUKS LIKE UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL. FIRES ARRNT JUST BLAZING 4 UR FANCY CANADIAN NEIGHBORS, BUT THAY RBURNING ALL OVR UR PLANET AS UR ARCTIC THAWS FRUM XTRAORDINARY HEAT IN THE 60S & 70S

U ND 2 REPENT, & U HAV 2 DO IT SUNE. UR WEATHER LORDS R FURIOUS & NAO YUVE ENTERD UR DEATH SPIRAL PERIOD. U NORTHEAST PPL R ALL “O EYE DONT HAV 2 WORRY BOWT WILDFIRES DO I” WELL ALASKA HAS BEN BURNING SINCE FEBRUARY. “O DOSENT ALASKA HAV GIANT WILDFIRES STARTING IN FEBRUARY” NO IT DOSENT U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS. U ND 2 STOP UR OLIGARXFRUM DESTRUXTING UR PLANET & SRS U ND 2 DO IT RITE NAO.

UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL DONT FUK AROWND U ND 2 REPENT

REPENT

REPENT

WEATHER IS HAPPENING OFFISH ENDOARSMANT: VERMIN SUPREME 4 LEADER OF UR EMPIRE

YA EYE NO, EYEM NOT SUPPOASD 2 MEDDL IN UR AFFAIRS BUT U NO WAT? WAT OTHR CHOIS DEW U HAV, IDK WAT THAIR POLICIS R, BUT CLERELY VERMIN SUPREME HAS THAIR PRIORITIS RITE & EVRE1 NOES IT

IF UR OWT THAIR VERMIN SUPREME U SHULD CONSIDR COMING ON A EPISOAD  OF WEATHER TALK 2 TEL UR PRESIDENTAL PLEA DIREXTLY 2 TH WEATHER PPL OF BOSTON, THNK ABOWT IT NEWAYS ;)