45.2 F

THAIRS A WILD FIRE IN UR FENS RITE NAO B CAIRFUL IN THAT AREA THX

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CURRENT WEATHER SITCH RITE NAO

CURRENT BLOBDAR

WIDER BLOBDAR

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TEMP 45.2 F
COLDNESS 45.2 F
HAWTNESS 45.2 F
DO PT 33.3624617001 F
HUMIDNESS 63.0%
BAROPRESH 30.006 INHG
BAROPRESH TRENDINESS (3 HRS) -0.004 INHG
WINDINESS 2.0 MPH from 337.5° (NNW)
WETNESS R8 0.0INCH/HR
INNER WEATHER LAIR TEMP 78.8 F

WELCOMB 2 METEOROLOGICAL SPRING BTW WICH STARTD 03/01

UR SPRING IS GUNNA FUK U UP BTW. CHACK IT: THIS IS 03/08 (2NITE) 2 03/12 (0100 HRS). UR JET STREAM IS ALL MESSD UP NAO AS IF UR WEATHER LORDS R PULLING IT W/ THAIR DIVINE SPESH METAPHYSICAL ATMOSPHERIC HANDS TWISTING IT MALFORMING IT. THAY MADE A LIL FLORIDA SHAIPD DIP RITE DOWN IN2 UR GULF STREAM, 2, WELL, FIL UP UR RIVR W/ MAYBS UP2 20 INCHS OF FREE WATER GIVING A FLOODING WARNING OVR THE NXT 3 DAYS AS UR MISSISSIPPI RIVR MEETS A ATMOSPHERIC RIVR DIRECTING UR GULFS SPESH MOISCHURE @ UR BIG RIVER, U HAV 2 REPENT

WELCOMB 2 UR LEYEF POST 400 PBBILLION CO2 I HOAP U LEYEK HAO UR SPRING HAS BEGUN ;)